Just between us gals, nothing gets my vag wetter than a black man singing!
Mr. Garrison, for the love of God!
S9 E3Wing
Don't worry Kenny. You didn't die for nothing. We're gonna get Wing back as our client. And make a ton of money. I swear it to you.
S9 E4Best Friends Forever
[Kenny is playing PSP]
MMrs. McCormick
Kenny? Kenny, are you still playing with that thing? Kenny, it's been two weeks and you've done nothing else!
I could get to level 60!
MMrs. McCormick
Who cares if you almost made it to level 60? You're wasting your life, Kenny! If you died tomorrow, what would you have to show for it? You're gonna end up wishing you'd done more with your life, just like your deadbeat father!
MMr. McCormick
'Ey! I heard that, bitch!
MMrs. McCormick
I wasn't talking to you, asshole!
God intended Kenny to die! What are these people doing?
The Keanu Reeves boy has been revived on Earth! His soul is no longer in Heaven!
Then GOD is helpless!
Don't kill Kenny!
PProtesters
You bastards!
UUriel
No! There is another. A Japanese boy did make it to level 59.
Are you stupid, Uriel? Japanese people don't have souls!
AAngels
Yeah, Uriel!
UUriel
Oh. Right, right. I'm sorry.
Keep your army marching my Lord. I will get that feeding tube removed.
How?
I will do what we always do. Use the Republicans.
[The hooded figure hisses into Bush's left ear]
We Republicans are deeply saddened by the recent events in Colorado!
Removing the feeding tube is murder! Haaghaghaghaghaghagha...
Removing the feeding tube is murder!
Who are we to decide that Kenny should live or die? Haaghaghaghaghaghagha...
Who are we to decide that Kenny should live or die?
It is God's will that he live!
It is God's will that he live!
Haaghaghaghaghaghagha...
Haghaghaghagha...
No no, you don't say that part, Haaghaghaghaghaghagha . [hisses into Bush's right ear]
No no, you don't say that part, Haghaghaghagha.
[the crowd is speechless]
A1Angel 1
Jesus! Their army is massive!
A2Angel 2
Heaven help us!
Basically, Kenny, you...are Keanu Reeves.
RPRandom person
You bureaucrats have no right to play god and take that tube out.
No, no. See, they were playing god when they put the feeding tube in.
Maybe we should just let Kenny go in peace.
You mean Cartman's side is right?
Cartman's side is right. For the wrong reasons. But we are wrong. For the right reasons.
Michael, Michael. The humans finally did the right thing.
AMAngel Michael
Oh my god. They killed Kenny.
S9 E5The Losing Edge
[After the South Park team is disqualified due to Randy fighting with the another player's dad]
BVBaseball version of Stan
Dad?
Huh?
BVBaseball version of Stan
You're the greatest.
[Randy leaps into the air with joy]
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