[After the South Park team is disqualified due to Randy fighting with the another player's dad]
BVBaseball version of Stan
Dad?
Huh?
BVBaseball version of Stan
You're the greatest.
[Randy leaps into the air with joy]
“The Losing Edge” · Season 9, Episode 5
In this episode: Randy Marsh (6), Stan Marsh (1)
BBatdad
You better shut your mouth before I shut it for you!
What do you wanna do?
BBatdad
Now for the finishing move! You're about to be "Batdad-ed"!
UUmpire
Stop! Stop or you're going to get your teams disqualified!
Disqualified? Fight! Keep fighting!
U2Umpire 2
Break it up! Break it up!
Hey, Batdad, I didn't hear no bell.
BBatdad
Batdad knows no fear! Batdad knows no pain!
For what? Arresting me for what? I'm not allowed to stand up for myself? I thought this was America! Huh? Isn't this America? I'm sorry, I thought this was America.
Denver sucks ass.
USThe unnamed South Park player with the same body as Butters
Son of a biscuit!
PDPueblo Dad
Vamanos Pueblo! Vive El Pueblo! (Let's go Pueblo! Long live Pueblo!)
[takes out Spanish-English Dictionary] Pueblo no bueno...Pueblo es muy Mal. (Pueblo is not good. Pueblo is very bad.)
UFUnnamed Fort Collins player
Yeah we want to win? Then we will have to play this boring game all summer!
UFUnnamed Fort Collins player
We want to play video games!
UFUnnamed Fort Collins player
We're going down! We're going to get creamed!
UDUnnamed Denver player
You know what these guys look like? A bunch of winners!
UDUnnamed Denver player
Yeah! We're about to get our asses kicked!
UDUnnamed Denver player
Not a chance cause we're going to lose to you right now!
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