Miss Stevens quotes from South Park

Miss Stevens

Alright, that does it! God damn, stupid ass rainforest! This place fucking sucks! I was wrong! Fuck the rainforest! I fucking hate it, I fucking hate it!

Cartman

What if you don't have any rhythm?

Miss Stevens

Excuse me?

Cartman

Well, like my friend Kyle. He's Jewish, so he doesn't have any rhythm.

Kyle

SHUT UP, FAT ASS!

Stan

Choirs suck!

[thunders angrily] KYLE BROFLOVSKI, YOU WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE! ERIC CARTMAN, YOU BE NICE TO PEOPLE! STAN MARSH, YOU MIND YOUR MANNERS! KENNY MCCORMICK, YOU PAY ATTENTION! [deep sigh; to Miss Stevens] Go ahead.

Miss Stevens

Well, uh.. that's all, really. So if anyone is interested in seeing the rainforest and joining our choir, I'll leave information packets up front.

Cartman

Oh, that's good. We need some more toilet paper. [Stan and Kyle laugh]

ALRIGHT, THAT DOES IT!

Stan

Ahhhhhh!

Miss Stevens

Stan, what is it?

Stan

Snake! [points to a snake, everyone gasps]

Oh yes, this is what we call a coral snake. Notice the red markings. Quite an amazing creature.

What's the matter, little boy?

Cartman

He's a little wuss, what's it look like?

Stan

I'm just scared of snakes.

Now, now, you must remember. This snake is more afraid of us than we are of it.

Miss Stevens

Oh, my God!

Cartman

Yeah, that snake is pretty scared of us, alright.

Miss Stevens

Jesus Christ! Is he dead?

Stan

Dude!

Kyle

My guess would be yes.

Miss Stevens

Oh, no! God, no! Now, don't panic, children...

Cartman

[hitting coral snake with a stick] Bad! That's a bad snake! [runs away as the snake starts chasing him]

Stan

Ms. Stevens, you have a bug on your back.

Miss Stevens

Oh, could you swat it off? [turns around to reveal giant fly on her back]

Stan

No...

Cartman

(whacking a squirrel monkey with a stick) Bad monkey! Bad!

Miss Stevens

Eric, what the heck are you doing?!

Cartman

I'm asserting myself through tough love, just like my Mr. Kitty. When he's bad, I say "that's a bad Mr. Kitty", and I smack him on the head.

Miss Stevens

Eric, for God's sake, knock it off!

Cartman

(throws the stick at the sloth) Respect my authoritah!