Kelly quotes from South Park

Lenny, if we make it out of this, I wanna be your girlfriend, even if we live on either side of the country, I don't care. [moves over to cuddle Kenny. Kelly attempts pick her nose, which proves difficult because she is tied up]

[to Kenny] Lenny, can I tell you something?

Kenny

Uh-huh?

I think I like you.

Kenny

Really?

Yes, I think we communicate really well.

Kenny

Wow, that's great!

No, that's not great.

Kenny

That's not great?

Yes, I live on the opposite side of the country, and when this choir tour ends, we'll never see each other again, and I'm only going to get my heart broken! I just can't get feelings for you! I just can't, Lenny!

Kenny

[frustrated] Awwwww!

[crying] Oh, stop! I want to go home! I hate the rainforest!

Kenny

[stops and hugs her] Come on, it'll be all right.

Oh, Lenny, hold me. Oh no, I can't get attached to you. Oh, but I do like you. But I'm only going to get my heart broken.

Kenny

[angrily frustrated] Aw, FUCK YOU!

Okay, Lenny, in order to keep up our long-distance relationship, we have to call each other every other day.

Kenny

Okay. [lightning bolt strikes him]

Lenny! No!

Stan

Oh my God, they killed Kenny!

Kyle

You bastards!

What? Who killed him?

Stan

Uh, they did.

Who's "they"?

Stan

You know, they.

Kyle

They're, they're bastards.

Well, don't just stand there, help him.

Kyle

Help him?

Argh! [pounds on Kenny's stomach] Breathe! [gives him CPR] Breathe! [pounds on his stomach some more] Breathe, you son of a bitch! [Kenny coughs]

Kyle

[shocked] Whoa, dude!