Okay, Lenny, in order to keep up our long-distance relationship, we have to call each other every other day.
Okay. [lightning bolt strikes him]
Lenny! No!
Oh my God, they killed Kenny!
You bastards!
What? Who killed him?
Uh, they did.
Who's "they"?
You know, they.
They're, they're bastards.
Well, don't just stand there, help him.
Help him?
Argh! [pounds on Kenny's stomach] Breathe! [gives him CPR] Breathe! [pounds on his stomach some more] Breathe, you son of a bitch! [Kenny coughs]
[shocked] Whoa, dude!
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