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S3 E1

South Park · Season 3, Episode 1

Stan, Miss Stevens and others in “Rainforest Schmainforest”

Ahhhhhh!

Stan, what is it?

Snake! [points to a snake, everyone gasps]

PPablo

Oh yes, this is what we call a coral snake. Notice the red markings. Quite an amazing creature.

[Stan screams and runs away]

PPablo

What's the matter, little boy?

He's a little wuss, what's it look like?

I'm just scared of snakes.

PPablo

Now, now, you must remember. This snake is more afraid of us than we are of it.

[snake chokes Pablo to death]

Oh, my God!

[snake starts to eat Pablo]

Yeah, that snake is pretty scared of us, alright.

[snake continues to eat Pablo]

Jesus Christ! Is he dead?

[snake excretes remains of Pablo]

Dude!

My guess would be yes.

Oh, no! God, no! Now, don't panic, children...

[hitting coral snake with a stick] Bad! That's a bad snake! [runs away as the snake starts chasing him]

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