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S3 E1

South Park · Season 3, Episode 1

Cartman, Miss Stevens and others in “Rainforest Schmainforest”

What if you don't have any rhythm?

Excuse me?

Well, like my friend Kyle. He's Jewish, so he doesn't have any rhythm.

SHUT UP, FAT ASS!

Choirs suck!

[thunders angrily] KYLE BROFLOVSKI, YOU WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE! ERIC CARTMAN, YOU BE NICE TO PEOPLE! STAN MARSH, YOU MIND YOUR MANNERS! KENNY MCCORMICK, YOU PAY ATTENTION! [deep sigh; to Miss Stevens] Go ahead.

Well, uh.. that's all, really. So if anyone is interested in seeing the rainforest and joining our choir, I'll leave information packets up front.

Oh, that's good. We need some more toilet paper. [Stan and Kyle laugh]

ALRIGHT, THAT DOES IT!

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