[walking out] Eric, you want to say hi to Grandpa?
S15 E9The Last of the Meheecans
Not now, Mom! We're playing Texans versus Mexicans! Gah! [turns to the boys on the ground - Clyde, Craig, and Timmy] All right patrol, you all know the drill. Not one Mexican is to get past this border! Not a single one! Yee-haw!
OFThe other four
Yeeh-aw [Timmy stays silent]
S15 E10Bass to Mouth
Eric, as you might've heard, a student here at South Park Elementary, had an accident in the classroom.
I know, dude, Pete Melman crapped his pants! So freakin' funny!
Okay, but you probably understand that for Pete, it isn't that funny. For him, it's embarrassing and terrifying.
Right, that's why it's super funny to me.
Eric, it has been almost one year since Corey Duran defecated in his pants here at school. Now, you remember what happened to him?
Yeah, he killed himself.
[After Stan discovers his personal information on Eavesdropper.]
Kenny! [He goes to Kenny] Kenny, What the fuck?!
What?
How did Eavesdropper get a hold of my e-mail to you?
I don't know.
Did you leave your e-mails open for everyone to read?
No.
That was a Private e-mail message from me and you! [Wendy shows up angrily at Stan, and Stan noticed her] Hey, Wendy.
You like looking at girls' butt cracks, Stan?!
Oh, fuck. I'm gettin' out of here! [Kenny closes his locker and leaves]
Alright, are we sure we're alone?
We're alone, now what the hell are we gonna do?
What can we do? We're all gonna get fired!
This story hasn't gone on Eavesdropper yet, maybe it won't.
Oh, right! The school faculty tries to poison all their students, that's not gonna be on Wikileaks!
Let's just face it. We made our beds when we enlisted Eric Cartman's help, we have to lie in them.
S15 E121%
And then... and then Wendy... said they were the 99% and that I was the 1% and that made me not ceeuuwwl!
How do you murder a stuffed animal?!
S15 E13A History Channel Thanksgiving
NPNatalie Portman
"Hmm... no!"
“Did you guys know that when you stop menstruating, it’s called menopause?”
“What?”
“Yeah, God takes your period away, and apparently it makes you really irritable. I was thinking that might be why Kyle’s been so grouchy lately.”
"Dude, shut your fucking mouth."
S15 E14The Poor Kid
I'm white trash and I'm in trouble!
Your mamma's so poor she can't even pay attention!
My mamma's so poor she walks down the street in one shoe, and if you ask her if she lost a shoe, she says 'No I found one!'
Karen McCormick is off limits!, do you understand? Make sure everybody in this school knows!
CMCarol McCormick
(yelling) You're BOTH drunk pieces of shit. Both of you sit the FUCK down!
CSChild Service Agent
(crying) IT'S LIKE A PENN STATE HOMECOMING PARTY!!!
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