Eric, as you might've heard, a student here at South Park Elementary, had an accident in the classroom.
I know, dude, Pete Melman crapped his pants! So freakin' funny!
Okay, but you probably understand that for Pete, it isn't that funny. For him, it's embarrassing and terrifying.
Right, that's why it's super funny to me.
Eric, it has been almost one year since Corey Duran defecated in his pants here at school. Now, you remember what happened to him?
Yeah, he killed himself.
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