South Park · Season 15, Episode 10
“Bass to Mouth” · Season 15, Episode 10
In this episode: Principal Victoria (2), Eric Cartman (1), Stan Marsh (1), Kenny McCormick (1), Mr. Mackey (1), Wendy (1), Mr. Adler (1)
Eric, as you might've heard, a student here at South Park Elementary, had an accident in the classroom.
I know, dude, Pete Melman crapped his pants! So freakin' funny!
Okay, but you probably understand that for Pete, it isn't that funny. For him, it's embarrassing and terrifying.
Right, that's why it's super funny to me.
Eric, it has been almost one year since Corey Duran defecated in his pants here at school. Now, you remember what happened to him?
Yeah, he killed himself.
[After Stan discovers his personal information on Eavesdropper.]
Kenny! [He goes to Kenny] Kenny, What the fuck?!
What?
How did Eavesdropper get a hold of my e-mail to you?
I don't know.
Did you leave your e-mails open for everyone to read?
No.
That was a Private e-mail message from me and you! [Wendy shows up angrily at Stan, and Stan noticed her] Hey, Wendy.
You like looking at girls' butt cracks, Stan?!
Oh, fuck. I'm gettin' out of here! [Kenny closes his locker and leaves]
Alright, are we sure we're alone?
We're alone, now what the hell are we gonna do?
What can we do? We're all gonna get fired!
This story hasn't gone on Eavesdropper yet, maybe it won't.
Oh, right! The school faculty tries to poison all their students, that's not gonna be on Wikileaks!
Let's just face it. We made our beds when we enlisted Eric Cartman's help, we have to lie in them.
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