Mr. Adler quotes from South Park ... TV Quotes Database

AMr. Adler

Don't screw around in Shop Class!

[After writing a suicide note, Mr. Adler lies on a conveyor belt and it takes him feet-first to a buzz-saw, which he hopes will kill him]

AMr. Adler

Jesus Christ! [sits up and re positions himself to go head-first] What was I thinking? That would've hurt like hell!

S3 E4 Tweek vs. Craig

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[Tweek and Craig are wrestling each other]

AMr. Adler

Don't screw around!

[Kenny clings to the jigsaw to avoid getting hurt by Tweek and Craig]

AMr. Adler

Stop screwing around! Hey, you're screwing around too much!

[Kenny's parka gets caught in the spinning blade, causing him to get flung into a box of rusty nails]

Stan

Oh, my God! They killed Kenny!

Kyle

You bastards!

S3 E4 Tweek vs. Craig

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HEHome EC. teacher

Richard, aren't you going to invite me in?

AMr. Adler

Why?

HEHome EC. teacher

Well, I thought maybe you would at least at-tempt to make love to me tonight.

AMr. Adler

Oh, well, uh, I can't. I left the oven on.

HEHome EC. teacher

Oh, Richard, why can't you open your heart to me? Why?

AMr. Adler

I just... I can't. Oh, I know. I have genital warts. [he begins closing the door]

HEHome EC. teacher

We'll use plastic wrap.

AMr. Adler

Nope. Sorry. Maybe some other time. [shuts the door on her face]

S3 E4 Tweek vs. Craig

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PVPrincipal Victoria

Alright, are we sure we're alone?

MMr. Mackey

We're alone, now what the hell are we gonna do?

AMr. Adler

What can we do? We're all gonna get fired!

PVPrincipal Victoria

This story hasn't gone on Eavesdropper yet, maybe it won't.

MMr. Mackey

Oh, right! The school faculty tries to poison all their students, that's not gonna be on Wikileaks!

AMr. Adler

Let's just face it. We made our beds when we enlisted Eric Cartman's help, we have to lie in them.

S15 E10 Bass to Mouth

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