TV show quotes
I'm afraid Supernanny is in a deep state of mental psychosis.
What do you mean?
I mean, she spends most of her time sobbing and eating her own excrement.
[They look into room 23A, where Super nanny Jo is fishing poop out of her toilet and eating it]
From hell! It's from heeell!
SUCK MY FUCKING ASSHOLE TACO VENDOR!!!!
What the hell is this?! Skinless chicken, boiled vegetables and salad? This is just like Auschwitz!
Yes! I've lost almost ten pounds now. You see what I mean? I totally know how it felt to be a Jew in the Holocaust now!
Stop trying to Bogart my Xbox, you fat bitch!
And then we'll go to Target, and...I'll buy you a Mega Ranger?
Could I have...two Mega Rangers?
You can have anything you want, dear.
[camera focuses on Cartman and Damien music plays]
[as a dwarf warrior] Aw, dude! I just took the biggest crap! Hey, where are you guys?
[as a female human mage] We're over here, by the cart!
[approaches] Okay, I'm back.
[as a human warrior] Dude! We've been waiting forever!
Well, I'm sorry, I had to take a shit!
If you didn't eat so much, you wouldn't have diarrhea all the time, fatass!
Hey, I don't need to take any lip from a fuckin' girl!
[as a human hunter; muffled] I think Kyle has sweet titties! [laughs]
Heh heh, totally!
Stan! Stan!
Hang on, guys. My dad wants something.
Stan!
WHAT?!
You've been on your computer all weekend! Shouldn't you go out and socialize with your friends?
I AM socializing, retard! I'm logged onto an MMORPG with people from all over the world and getting XP with my party using team speak!
[long pause] I'm not a retard...
Wow, look at all these people playing right now!
Yeah, it's bullcrap. I bet half of these people are Koreans!
I've got to get home! My kids are playing World of Warcraft right now!
Jim, your kid's characters are already dead.
No! They only just started playing!
Whoever this person is, he's played World of Warcraft nearly every hour of every day for the past two years. Gentlemen, we are dealing with someone here who has absolutely no life.
How do you kill that which has no life?
Randy, working on that sediment analysis?
Not now, Nelson. I just joined a big party of Night Elves and we're on a mission to explore the Tower of Azora together.
Is that a computer game?
No, retard, it's an MMORPG. These are real people I'm playing with. See, I'm a hunter, level two. I can chat with all these other people, and check it out, I can even wave to this guy here. [waves to another player, who waves back] In the outside world, I'm a simple geologist, but in here...I am Valkor, defender of the Alliance. I have braved the Fargo-deep mines and defeated the Blood Fish at Jarod's La--
[The Rogue walks up behind Valkor and stabs him unexpectedly]
Looks like that guy just killed you. [walks away]
What? Why? WHY?!
If you had a chance right now to go back in time and stop Hitler, would you do it? I mean, I personally wouldn't stop him because I think he was awesome, but YOU would, right?
I'm just going to stop playing.
When Hitler rose to power, there were a lot of people who just stopped playing. You know who those people were? The French. Are you French, Clyde?
No.
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, Clyde?
Okay, alright, I'll do it!
We can't give the Sword of a Thousand Truths to a noob!
Stan! Stan!
Dad, not now!
Stan, I've been sent here...to give you THIS. [holds up the Sword of 1000 Truths] This sword will completely drain his mana!
How did you get that?!
No time! Just take it! Here!
[long pause]
Um, how do you hand items from one player to another?
Bring up your inventory screen, Ctrl-I!
Okay...
Stan, what the hell are you doing?!
[receives sword] I got it!
[The Rogue kills Randy]
Dad!
[weakly] Staaaan...
[to The Rogue] You killed my father. [strikes him] YAHHH!
His shield and armor spells are down! Attack!
[Kenny shoots the Rouge with an arrow; Kyle brings him down with a fireball; Cartman approaches)
Looks like you're about to get pwned. RAAAHHH! [smashes The Rogue's head in with his hammer]
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