TV show quotes
Hey Panda Bear! We don't take kindly to your types around here.
Now, Skeeter, he isn't hurting nobody.
No! I want to know something from Mr. Panda Bear here. If you pandas are from mountainous areas of China and Tibet, how come you only eat bamboo which is prone to grow in dryer, more arid regions?
Hello kids, I'm Hoppy the 'don't do stuff that might irritate your inner ear' badger.
Hello there, boys.
Whoa! Who are you?
I'm Willy, the "Don't Stare Directly Into The Sun" Worm. Now, you boys know not to stare directly into the sun, right?
Yes.
That can burn your retinas and make you blind. [pulls out some shades and a cane, puts on the shades, and sticks the cane out, to simulate a blind person, then puts his props away]
...Thanks a lot, dude.
[rushes up snapping two pairs of scissors around] Oink oink! Be sure to run around with scissors, says Oinky, the "Run Around With Scissors" Pig.
I thought you weren't supposed to run around with scissors.
That's why he's on the Island Of Misfit Mascots. [Oinky walks away]
They're having a cat orgy!
They mostly come out at night...mostly.
Okay, check check, check, 1, 2, check. Okay, ready? All right, let's try the new song. This is a song I wrote for you, Shelley... When I saw her walking down the street, I thought she was Shelley, Shelley.
Aw, man, you guys suck.
Now that we're together I'm absolutely sure that she's Shelley, Shelley.
You're the crappiest band I have ever heard!
Move into my mom's house with me, Shelley, Shelley.
I pledge allegiance...to the flag...of the United States of...Shelley, Shelley!
Cartman (as he's swinging from the coat rack, holding his ears): Oh my God, somebody shoot me in the head!
Hey, shut up, Tubby!
Don't call me fat! Now you guys are not supposed to be in nyah! You get out now and respect mah authoritah!
Can I be Jaclyn Smith? Can I?
No, uh, I get to be Jaclyn Smith. See, I thought of Charlie's Angels and I get to be Jaclyn Smith c-cause I thought of it.
Just because we shared an intimate moment in the hot tub, I'm not going to let it--
We did not share an intimate moment, okay? That makes it sound gay!
Great party, Mr. Mackey. Mr. Hat just grabbed Principal Victoria's ass.
Oh dear God, they're going to set us on fire. Oh great Jesus son of Mary, wife of Joseph! What are we going to do, huh? Oh sweet Joseph, husband of Mary but not father of sweet Jesus.
We were just playing a game called Wicker-shams and Ducklers. Do you want to play?
No.
I'm the head Wicker-knicker. And you are all little Wicker-shams. We all sing the merry tune of Stratford until I yell, "Hurrah!" and then you all fall down laughing, and I join you, as I find it funny too.
We're all a little gay.
We're not going to let them commit suicide, even if we have to kill them.
I desire…macaroni pictures.
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