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S3 E6

South Park · Season 3, Episode 6

Worm, Stan and others in “Sexual Harassment Panda”

WWorm

Hello there, boys.

Whoa! Who are you?

WWorm

I'm Willy, the "Don't Stare Directly Into The Sun" Worm. Now, you boys know not to stare directly into the sun, right?

BBoys

Yes.

WWilly

That can burn your retinas and make you blind. [pulls out some shades and a cane, puts on the shades, and sticks the cane out, to simulate a blind person, then puts his props away]

...Thanks a lot, dude.

PPig

[rushes up snapping two pairs of scissors around] Oink oink! Be sure to run around with scissors, says Oinky, the "Run Around With Scissors" Pig.

I thought you weren't supposed to run around with scissors.

WWilly

That's why he's on the Island Of Misfit Mascots. [Oinky walks away]

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