PPip
Can I be Jaclyn Smith? Can I?
No, uh, I get to be Jaclyn Smith. See, I thought of Charlie's Angels and I get to be Jaclyn Smith c-cause I thought of it.
“Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub” · Season 3, Episode 8
In this episode: Butters Stotch (2), Pip (2), Stan Marsh (1), Randy Marsh (1), Mr. Garrison (1), Gerald Broflovski (1), Jimbo (1)
Just because we shared an intimate moment in the hot tub, I'm not going to let it--
We did not share an intimate moment, okay? That makes it sound gay!
Great party, Mr. Mackey. Mr. Hat just grabbed Principal Victoria's ass.
Oh dear God, they're going to set us on fire. Oh great Jesus son of Mary, wife of Joseph! What are we going to do, huh? Oh sweet Joseph, husband of Mary but not father of sweet Jesus.
PPip
We were just playing a game called Wicker-shams and Ducklers. Do you want to play?
No.
PPip
I'm the head Wicker-knicker. And you are all little Wicker-shams. We all sing the merry tune of Stratford until I yell, "Hurrah!" and then you all fall down laughing, and I join you, as I find it funny too.
We're all a little gay.
AATF Agent
We're not going to let them commit suicide, even if we have to kill them.
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