“Sexual Harassment Panda” quotes from South Park

Now kids we're going to talk about sexual harassment

Cartman

Is sexual harassment when you're making out with a girl and a guy tickles your balls from behind?

No, Cartman, That's not sexual harassment.

You see, Kyle, we live in a liberal, democratic society. And democrats make sexual harassment laws. These laws tell us what we can and can't say in the workplace, and what we can and can't do in the workplace.

Kyle

Isn't that fascism?

No, because we don't call it fascism. Do you understand?

Kyle

Do you?

When one Panda puts his furry little willy in another Panda's ear, that makes me a saaaaaaaaad Panda.

How would you like a big Panda punch in your puss?

Hey Panda Bear! We don't take kindly to your types around here.

Now, Skeeter, he isn't hurting nobody.

No! I want to know something from Mr. Panda Bear here. If you pandas are from mountainous areas of China and Tibet, how come you only eat bamboo which is prone to grow in dryer, more arid regions?

Hello kids, I'm Hoppy the 'don't do stuff that might irritate your inner ear' badger.

Hello there, boys.

Stan

Whoa! Who are you?

I'm Willy, the "Don't Stare Directly Into The Sun" Worm. Now, you boys know not to stare directly into the sun, right?

Yes.

That can burn your retinas and make you blind. [pulls out some shades and a cane, puts on the shades, and sticks the cane out, to simulate a blind person, then puts his props away]

Stan

...Thanks a lot, dude.

[rushes up snapping two pairs of scissors around] Oink oink! Be sure to run around with scissors, says Oinky, the "Run Around With Scissors" Pig.

Cartman

I thought you weren't supposed to run around with scissors.

That's why he's on the Island Of Misfit Mascots. [Oinky walks away]