Lenny, if we make it out of this, I wanna be your girlfriend, even if we live on either side of the country, I don't care. [moves over to cuddle Kenny. Kelly attempts pick her nose, which proves difficult because she is tied up]
S3 E1Rainforest Schmainforest
Okay, Lenny, in order to keep up our long-distance relationship, we have to call each other every other day.
Okay. [lightning bolt strikes him]
Lenny! No!
Oh my God, they killed Kenny!
You bastards!
What? Who killed him?
Uh, they did.
Who's "they"?
You know, they.
They're, they're bastards.
Well, don't just stand there, help him.
Help him?
Argh! [pounds on Kenny's stomach] Breathe! [gives him CPR] Breathe! [pounds on his stomach some more] Breathe, you son of a bitch! [Kenny coughs]
[shocked] Whoa, dude!
Ms. Stevens, you have a bug on your back.
Oh, could you swat it off? [turns around to reveal giant fly on her back]
No...
Alright, that does it! God damn, stupid ass rainforest! This place fucking sucks! I was wrong! Fuck the rainforest! I fucking hate it, I fucking hate it!
(whacking a squirrel monkey with a stick) Bad monkey! Bad!
Eric, what the heck are you doing?!
I'm asserting myself through tough love, just like my Mr. Kitty. When he's bad, I say "that's a bad Mr. Kitty", and I smack him on the head.
Cartman (whacking a three toed sloth with a stick) Bad! That's a bad three toed sloth!
Eric, for God's sake, knock it off!
(throws the stick at the sloth) Respect my authoritah!
This is bullcrap! I am not following this stupid hippie around anymore.
SMs. Stevens
Eric, where are you going?
I'm going this way!
SMs. Stevens
Young man, I am the adult here, and I say you go this way!
Look, you can stay over nyah [gestures towards her], but I'm going over nyah. [gestures away from her]
SMs. Stevens
Young man, I have had it!!
Nononono! You nyah, me nyah! [gestures forward and backward] Screw you guys, I'm going home. [walks away]
S3 E2Spontaneous Combustion
I just want a nurection so I can give it to my mom.
PPedestrian
What?
(muffled speech)
Oh, where are you gonna go, Kenny? You going to see your little girlfriend again?
Kenny [muffled]: Yeah, dude. She saved me.
Dude, you spend way too much time with that girl if you know...--
[Kenny's body spontaneously ignites and quickly turns to ashes, surprising Cartman, Stan, and Kyle]
Oh, my God! They killed Kenny!
You bastards!
What the hell happened to him?
He just...ignited.
That's the fifth store we've been kicked out of. Why is it so hard to get an erection?
So Jesus died and then three days later he had an erection.
[on the cross] You guys are in big trouble, now get me down from nyah!
What are you doing, Dad?
Stanley, I think it's best you live with Kyle from now on. His dad is better than me.
No, he's not. He can't even get an erection!
He he he! Really?
Marsh, I'm not asking you, I'm telling you! Find the cause of spontaneous combustion or else!
Or else what?
Exactly!
Now, let us pray. Lord, though we have lost Neil Smith to free agency and Steve Atwater to the Jets, still, we hope our beloved Broncos can bring home another Super Bowl championship, and once again bathe in the glory of your light. Amen.
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