Priest Maxi quotes from South Park

Now, let us pray. Lord, though we have lost Neil Smith to free agency and Steve Atwater to the Jets, still, we hope our beloved Broncos can bring home another Super Bowl championship, and once again bathe in the glory of your light. Amen.

Good. Boys, how would you like to perform the Stations of the Cross this Friday night?

Stan

The what?

It's like a skit, where you re-enact the death and glorious resurrection of Jesus Christ.

Kyle

Hey, res-erection! That's what my dad needs!

Blessed be the name of Jesus!

It's a great name, isn't it?

Do you, Chef, take this woman as your lawful-wedded wife, to have and to-

I do!

Aah, my baby's getting married!

And do you, Veronica, take Chef to be your daddy?