A character in Jackie Chan Adventures
Dark Finn
Jackie Chan Adventures · 738 quotes
5th most-quoted character in Jackie Chan Adventures: in 85 of its 738 quotes
Most scenes with: Dark Ratso (51), Dark Chow (38), Valmont (24)
[as the Dark Hand emerges from the dust of the palace] I know how much the treasure meant to you, Big V... [looks to the Talismans now scattered in the dust] ...but how about a consolation prize?
Immortality and healing? That's redundant!
[grabbing Jackie] No one escapes from Finn, Wind, and Fire!
Get down! Get funky! It's the 70's!
Yo, D-Man. Beam us up.
[The mask activates and ends on Finn's backside]
Aah! This is not happening! This is not happening!
[The Dark Hand Enforcers enter Uncle's shop.]
Welcome to Uncle's Rare Finds! How can I help you?
You're Jackie Chan, the archaeologist?
Heh, I dabble in the study of past civilizations.
Well, we are aware that you recently "dabbled" a shield from a Bavarian castle. Our extremely wealthy employer is interested in purchasing that shield.
[Jackie eyes the thugs suspiciously.]
I’m sorry, I already donated that piece to the university.
Really?
[The Dark Hand thugs try to break some antique vases as a threat, but Jackie stops them.]
It would be in your family’s best interests to undonate the shield, Mr. Chan. By this time tomorrow.
You are telling me one man stopped you?
Uh, yes, but-
Three of my enforcers armed with high-tech weapons were defeated by an... archaeologist?
Did we mention he had windshield wipers?
[Shendu expresses his anger to Valmont with the Dark Hand's failure to acquire the Rooster Talisman.]
Why is the boss taking gut from a statue?
‘Cause it talks.
[Jade opens a fortune cookie and reads it.]
"Danger looms in your future."
We must be very cautious.
[skeptical] You listen to a cookie?
[The Dark Hand's Enforcers enter the restaurant and approach the table.]
Evening, Chan.
Never mock the cookie.
[After the Enforcers unsuccessfully try to steal the Rooster Talisman.]
Mr. Valmont, sir. It didn't go quite as planned.
Regale me.
[lying] Well, we stomped Chan-
-Stomped him good!
But we didn't see any talisman.
You will be punished.
[After observing Jackie enter the Aztec pyramid.]
He's in the pyramid. Let's move.
Uh, don't pyramids have mummies inside them, sir?
Only in Egypt.
Why don't we just let Chan find the talisman? Just take it from him when he climbs out.
Listen new guy. We don't know what power this ox talisman has. Chan might come busting out of there 50 feet tall with laser eyes.
[scared] I don't wanna fight giant laser eyes! Everyone after him! Now, now, now!
[The Dark Hand enforcers notice Jackie at the wrestling match.]
Hmm, didn't take Chan as a sports fan.
What sport? Wrestling's fake, everybody knows that.
El Toro, meet Tohru. Tohru, Toro. Toro, Tohru. Tohru-
[annoyed, pushing Finn away] The mask!
El Toro Fuerte never removes his mask!
Then I will remove it for you!
Chan possesses yet another Talisman, while I have none?! You are weak, Valmont! And your men are fools!
That's it! I ain't taking no more lip from a statue! [proceeds to pull out a handgun]
I am no statue! You stand in the presence of a Demon Sorcerer! I once held dominion over a vast empire, but my subjects betrayed me. They cast a Chi spell which imprisoned me in this pitiful icon, where I have remained for 900 years! The twelve magic Talismans, from which I drew my power, were scattered to the winds.
Whoa.
You got jacked.
Acquisition of all the Talismans, will allow me to be free of my confinement, and walk the Earth once again.
At which point we will be rewarded the lost treasure of Ching Xi Hung. Well worth taking a little lip, don't you think?
JackieJames Sie · 367 quotes
Jade ClonesStacie Chan · 357 quotes
UUncle178 quotes
MTMama Tohru100 quotes
DRDark Ratso68 quotes
ValmontJulian Sands · 61 quotes
SShendu51 quotes
Captain BlackClancy Brown · 42 quotes
DCDark Chow42 quotes
Dark Hak FooJohn DiMaggio · 37 quotes
Daolon WongJames Hong · 28 quotes
JLJackie-Light13 quotes
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