Jackie-Dark quotes from Jackie Chan Adventures

Jade

[as the Dark Hand arrives outside Uncle's store] What are we gonna do?!

Laugh like circus clowns while they scream for mercy.

RUN!

Jade

Guess we'll never know if two Jackies are better than- [Jackie-Light grabs Jade] WHOA!

This is no place for children!

And when the fish hit the road, you guys all went, "BWAH!"

You know Chan, you're all right!

Too bad we gotta eliminate you.

ELIMINATE ME?! [laughing hard]

You have pretty decent chups for such a big baby.

[putting an arm on Jackie-Dark] Oh, I owe it all to teamwork!

Don't touch me.

I am very disappointed in you, Jade. You know that playing with magic is a no-no!

A no-no??? [mockingly] Oh no, say it ain't so!

Jade

"Our journey"? Uncle's going underground too? Isn't anyone gonna come see me be Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde?!

[bursts from the closet] I WOULD LOVE TO! Oh the theatre, the theatre!

Jade

Uh-uh. No way am I showing up at school with him.

I know exactly how you feel.

And so, Dr. Jekyll believed that he could separate the good from the evil in man.

Jade

Nice read, Simone. [playing Dr. Jekyll] With this potion, I will prove my scientific theories to the world! But what if I'm wrong? Heavens! The results could be disastrous!

[from the audience] Come on, Doc! Pick up the pace! Turn into Mr. Hyde, and terrorize the town already!

Jade

You think you could do better?

Don't mind if I do! [leaps up on stage, takes the potion from Jade and drinks it, gagging a bit] This tastes terrible.

Jade

Maybe I shouldn't have brought the Tiger.

Uhhh Dr. Jekyll wanted to be good, but he soon lost control of himself to his evil side, uh Mr. Hyde.

[overacting] This potion is wonderful! Evil Hyde is much cooler than old goody goody Jekyll! HA HA HA!

Spring Heel Jack

Your head, it must be very thick, if you think I'll fall for just one kick.

Catchy. [pops neck; attempts to drop- kick Spring Heel Jack, only to miss and fall into the bay]

[tapping Spring Heel Jack's shoulder] Excuse me, Mr. Spring Heel Jack? Why don't we sit down and talk about this like gentlemen?

Spring Heel Jack

Back so soon? How can it be? Your clothes aren't even watery.

Do you enjoy being a meanie?!

Spring Heel Jack

I confess. YES!

Jade

Jackie, are you okay?

Argh... yeah.

Thank you for asking.

Jade

Bwah!

What? [they notice each other] Ah!

Hey, I have a zit! Get off of my body, or I'll pop you! [tries pushing his light side off]

I do not wish to argue, but this is my body too!

I do not see the tiger. Maybe we should split up.

So I got all the brains...

Room service? I have been waiting for-

Uncle, thank goodness you're-

Jackie! How can you leave Uncle at a shabby hotel with no eel saliva?!

Pull your tongue out of your mouth and wring out the spit!

[gasp] You call Uncle an eel?!

Uncle, I'm sorry!

No I'm not.

Yes I am.

No I'm not.

Yes I am.

Jackie, why do you babble like a crazy person?!

Because I have two heads!