Mama Tohru quotes from Jackie Chan Adventures

I hate fish.

Why did you growl?

(Angry grunt)

It's always Tohru's fault. Everyone blames Tohru.

[to Valmont] If Jade does not remain safe, I will turn you inside out.

Grape is my favorite.

I have heard that scouting builds character. I have also heard that scouts receive a discount on cookies.

[twirling the Vampire's sock and chanting] We knocked your socks off! [sniffs the sock] EW!

Not the stairs!

The genchi tell of ancient warriors who once cast a spell to defeat this oni trapping its spirit within the mask. The key ingredient was Japanese steel specially forged for samurai sword.

I hate rain.

El Toro, meet Tohru. Tohru, Toro. Toro, Tohru. Tohru-

[annoyed, pushing Finn away] The mask!

El Toro Fuerte

El Toro Fuerte never removes his mask!

Then I will remove it for you!

Gentlemen.

Are you...Karl....Kniver?

Nivor. Dr. Karl Nivor, in the flesh.

Jade

Who's this Nivor guy?

Jackie

SHH!

And this fellow must be the merchandise of which my friend Valmont spoke. Mmmm, yes. You're a fine specimen, aren't you? Aren't you?

[annoyed] THE MONEY.

[sigh] Borris. [a chef appears holding a briefcase of money] Pay the man. [Tohru accepts the briefcase] Care to join me for dinner?

Thank you. No.

[licking his fingers] But we're having, quite the delicacy. A dish so rare, you might say it's endangered. Turtle soup.

Jade

Ew! He's gonna eat Aesop?! [gasp] He's gonna eat Aesop...

Are you sure? Hmm?

Y-yeesss...we uh...uh...ummm [clears throat] I must deliver this to Valmont. [holding the Rabbit Talisman]

Valmont, your men are supposed to acquire Talismans! Not sell pets!

Valmont

Perhaps if you'd given fair consideration to the advance I requested, none of this would have-

WHOA! I did not know he could do that!

The next item up for auction, is a Porcelain lamp featuring, well, an unusual rat motif. What are my bid for this piece?

Jackie

One hundred dollars!

Do I hear one-fifty?

[entering the room] Two hundred!

Smashing! Do I hear-

Jackie

Two-fifty!

Three hundred!

Jackie

Three-fifty!

Four!

Jackie

Five hundred!

Six!

Jackie

Seven!

Eight!

Jackie

Nine!

One thousand!

Jackie

[hesitant] Two....thousand!

This is all we got Tohru.