Scenes with Po Kong 5
Once I make Jackie Chan pay, I shall tear that buffoon Valmont to pieces-!
SILENCE! The only future you have is here with us, brother!
Indeed. Let the eternal torment begin!
To punish your betrayal, Shendu. You chose to spend your time ruling China.
While we withered in this bone-dry pit!
Bored out of our wits all those centuries, each exactly like the one before it!
PKPo Kong
You never even attempted to free us!
[nervously] I... your rescue was in the planning stages, but I became imprisoned in a statue-
TZTchang Zu
Excuses! You desired the earthly realm for you alone! [strikes Shendu with lightning]
A shame you never learned to share, brother.
No, wait! I can free you!
Do not toy with us! The doorways can only be opened from the other side.
Precisely. As the humble spirit you now see before you, I am free to cross over and possess any human I wish, enabling me to undo the sacred spells that keep you here... if you so deem it.
PKPo Kong
[seeing the army of Jade clones] Mmmm...finger food!
You mean, knuckle sandwhich!
Now about the Eighth Door, Shendu, it is the portal of your banishment. Only you may pass through it.
That once was true Bai Tza, but now that I am a spirit, my portal is vacant, waiting to be filled by others.
You mean another. Only one may pass through each portal.
...Do you think I have been dallying here?! [holds up a phone book] I have discovered a spell, uh which will keep the portal open until the last of you is free! In fact, I was just preparing to journey to it when you called. Hak Foo! Bring me- [the Pan'Ku Box is being lifted away by Jackie] THE PAN'KU BOX?!
Shark snatches bait! [leaps for the box]
What is he talking about?
[whipsers brightfully] Jackie!
[Jackie kicks Hak Foo into a gong]
Shendu, what is happening?!
Uhh, Hak Foo always sounds the gong as we take our leave. Which reminds me...[begins to cover up the mirror] See you all at my portal! [covers the mirror]
PKPo Kong
Can he be trusted?
Yet we have no other options.
But all of eternity to punish him, should he again deceive us.
[flying to the other Demons with Jade] Brothers and sisters, I bring you the mortal called, Jade! [Jade gasps]
Uhh, if you think you're all getting out, well I hate to break it to you, but Shendu's lying. [the Demons begin to murmur amongst themselves] Only one of you can go through the portal. End of story.
So Shendu did deceive us.
So, uh, which one of you is it gonna be?
Surely there must be a civil way to resolve this.
Like what? Alphabetical order?
[Shendu is being tortured by the other demons]
Admittedly, I have failed you, my siblings. [is struck by lightning again] But I may yet save you as well! We can all regain our freedom, and even reclaim the centuries wasted in this void, if you allow me to pursue one last recourse.
PKPo Kong
Humph! And that would be?
[The other demons gasp in shock]
Even we never dared to tamper with that!
You risk altering the very fabric of reality!
Am I to assume this reality pleases you, sister?
PKPo Kong
Hmm... These are desparate times.
Then I will make things right. All you need do is allow me to once more depart from this realm and possess a human. The right human.
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