Uncle quotes from Jackie Chan Adventures

Where am I going to hide a big shield? It... where did I put it?

Run down the side of an exploding building, no problem. But step on a child's toy, break your leg. Sounds like Chinese proverb.

I have a new antidote. This may sting. [sprays Jackie with antidote, which immediately combusts upon leaving the sprayer, blasting Jackie through the wall]

"The Dog talisman is best friend to man. It restores youthful energy to its holder... and grants eternal life." Hmm... immortality...

Never question the inscriptions.

[kicks away Hak Foo] You are blocking my light!

[taking a fan from an old woman] I'm sorry. I will bring this back. Thank you!

The flight was delayed, the food was terrible, the movie had no plot, and I had turbulence!

Two Jackies equals one big headache!

[after Tohru disappears; to Jackie] You are a lousy Champion! You let the Chosen One out of your sight!

[hitting the fax machine with a broom] Tohru! The giant phone is possessed!

[to Jackie] I cannot read your lips. Your accent is too thick!

[on phone] Room service? Yes, please send up one bottle of eel saliva, three jars of powdered duck feet, and a pair of moose antlers.

[after the "lava" engulfs them, only revealed to be cherry gelatin] Cha is not so hot.

Jackie! You are terrible rabbit catcher!