Dark Hak Foo quotes from Jackie Chan Adventures

Hak Foo

Black tiger crosses bald eagle!

Hak Foo

[waking up] SLUMBERING BEAR GREETS THE DAWN!

Hak Foo

Woodchuck chucks wood!

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[after the Shadowkhan cream him in a fight; running away] Bunny flees from vicious jackals! AAH!

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The eagle has landed!

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Rabid hamster climbs wheel!

Dark Hak Foo

Tornado decimates trailer park!

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Pterodactyl snatches ox!

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[angry grunt] I wanted that!

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SCREAMING EAGLE FEET! [kicks at Jackie, only to end up piercing the bottom of his foot on the horn of a skull stuck on Jackie's head] AAH! Crying puppy feet! Crying puppy feet!

So... uh... where shall we begin our search for the talisman?

Hak Foo

I don't know. You sat on the seeking device, remember?

Well, the only talismans left to be found are the Tiger and the... [sees pigs everywhere] Pig.

Hak Foo

Wait here and stand watch. And I mean stand. Less chance you'll break something.

Hak Foo

Seeking a talisman? [holds up a chocolate] Only counterfeits here.

Jackie

Do I know you?

Hak Foo

I am Hak Foo, the last human you will ever lay eyes upon.

Hak Foo

Black Tiger crushes Chan.

You! Tiger Man! Remove your feet from Jackie!

Jackie

[groggily] What's a Jackie?

Hak Foo

Take your leave, or feel the burn!

You talk the talk, but can you walk the walk?

Hak Foo

Angry crow takes flight! [jumps at Uncle]

Thank you for sharing, angry crow! [kicks him down]

Valmont

Twelve Talismans, four Enforcers, three each.

Uh, boss... there's only three of us since Tohru cashed in his frequent flyer miles.

So, I'll just hang on to these-

Hak Foo

Hungry crane spears fish!

Valmont

Everyone remembers Hak Foo?

[nervously] Heh, hiya Hak!

Or do you prefer Foo?

Valmont

Master Foo. The Black Tiger shall be your new lieutenant.