Tarakudo quotes from Jackie Chan Adventures

Tarakudo

Whoa! easy with that veggie, big fella. [Tohru tosses it at him] Aah! My eyes! My eyes!

Tarakudo

This is your team, Mr. Chan? A child, a ham, a stuffed moose [laughs] and a flying chicken?

Tarakudo

[Tsking] Chan, no mask. [Placing a pumpkin on Jackie's head] Much better. Jackie-O-Lantern. And now, I'll send you to the pumpkin patch.

Jade

Hi, Jackie.

Jackie

Wah!

Jade

Before you get mad, listen. The capital of Kansas is Kansas city.

Jackie

The capital is Topeka and that is not the point!

Jade

Uh, oh. [Stares at Tarakudo] Whoa.

Tarakudo

You. [Recognizes Jade] Ah, the former queen of the ShadowKhan returning to the forces of darkness. [Jackie swoops up Jade]

Jackie

Thank you, no. Not today!

Jade

Er... What Jackie said.

[Wearing mask, seeing Tarakudo for first time] Are you the Great Pumpkin?

Tarakudo

Erm, yes.

Tarakudo

Pop quiz: Why is Jackie Chan not also here searching for the mask?

Uh...

Tarakudo

Answer: Because Mr. Chan already has the mask.

Oh! I knew that.

Tarakudo

End of quiz. Now for the pop.