Nivor quotes from Jackie Chan Adventures

Well, the sooner you find a forklift, the sooner I may lift a fork...to my lips.

Borris, that brazed manatee you prepared last week was absolutely exquisite, and the grilled American condor on a bit of fava bean [puckering sounds] to die for. Don't forget the carrots.

Gentlemen.

Are you...Karl....Kniver?

Nivor. Dr. Karl Nivor, in the flesh.

Jade

Who's this Nivor guy?

Jackie

SHH!

And this fellow must be the merchandise of which my friend Valmont spoke. Mmmm, yes. You're a fine specimen, aren't you? Aren't you?

[annoyed] THE MONEY.

[sigh] Borris. [a chef appears holding a briefcase of money] Pay the man. [Tohru accepts the briefcase] Care to join me for dinner?

Thank you. No.

[licking his fingers] But we're having, quite the delicacy. A dish so rare, you might say it's endangered. Turtle soup.

Jade

Ew! He's gonna eat Aesop?! [gasp] He's gonna eat Aesop...

Are you sure? Hmm?

Y-yeesss...we uh...uh...ummm [clears throat] I must deliver this to Valmont. [holding the Rabbit Talisman]

Jade

Release Aesop, you tortoise-eating creep!

[chuckling] Such a delightful child. She'll go well with a nice Bearnaise sauce, wouldn't you say, Borris?

Jade

WHAT?!

Only joking, princess. Children are much too common for my sophisticated palette.