Jade Clones quotes from Jackie Chan Adventures

Jade

Why fly when you can run?

Boo! [waves hand at Jackie] Hello? Can't you guys see me? No? [flies behind Jackie] Then I guess you won't mind if I... touch your guts! [Laughing] Melvin World can't touch this! Woo-hoo!

Ew, quit picking your nose!

Jade

I make such a good Jackie.

Jade

That ought to keep him. Unless it's the sprout wings and fly talisman.

Jade

[eyeing the Dark Hand, with the Shadowkhan behind her] Give 'em a spanking!

Jade

Fight fire with fire. Fight yin... with yang.

Jade

[after releasing Hsi Wu's tail] Tails. You lose.

Jade

So long... Seymour.

Jade

[filming the area around her] The Demon Netherworld, where Demon Sorcerors go when they've been bad. Where no human has gone before, until now. [breaking character] My ratings will be huge! [sigh] If I can find a way out of here...

Jade

[gasps] Ooh! Can we, Jackie?

Jade

Aw!

Jade

[showing the frozen humanoid a magazine] ...And this is a tree. They had those back in your day too, just not locally. And these are snow tires!

Jade

His mouth's still numb from the dentist. He said, "If the school sends any homework, it's a mistake. Just toss it."

Jade

[seeing Jackie with Martindale; whispers] Go, Jackie.

Jade

Uh, what was the Dragon Blast doing in the Horse Talisman?