Agent Tag quotes from Jackie Chan Adventures

Captain Black

Gentlemen, we have an emergency. Criminal Mastermind Dr. Ashby Necrosis is back.

Dr. Necrosis? The Kingpin of Techno-crime?

Captain Black

The same. Reports are that he has developed a cutting edge high tech doomsday device. The entire world is in jeopardy. We've located what we believe to be the Doctor's base, the Necropolis, inside this dormant volcano. Someone must infiltrate the Necropolis and destroy the Doomsday weapon.

I suggest Taggart McStone.

Captain Black

Unfortunately, Agent Tag retired last year. He left the spy game forever.

Never say forever.

Captain Black

Agent Tag!

I'll require the standard infiltration package, my briefcase, and a fresh suit. Italian, of course.

Captain Black

Of course.

Who are you? Why are you following me?

Jade

Uhhh, Captain Black sent me!

Hmmm, a little girl with dark hair who tags along and is an obvious liar. I've heard of you! You're Jade! Section 13 has classified you as the ultimate security risk! You've jeopardized my mission!

Jade

Whoa. You need to calm down, Captain Blood Pressure.

And that's how I reached Arecibo in time to rescue the Chans.

Captain Black

That's why you're our top agent, Tag.

Jade

[growls] "Rescue the Chans"? We did all the hard stuff!

Jackie

It's alright, Jade. Let it go.

Now if I can finish my crossword, this day will truly be a success. Six letters, Celtic Pig Goddess...

Jackie

[falling asleep] Moccas. M-O-C-C-A-S.

Mr. Chan, you're a genius!

Jade

Nope. Just a researcher.