Scenes with Xiao Fung 7
Once I make Jackie Chan pay, I shall tear that buffoon Valmont to pieces-!
SILENCE! The only future you have is here with us, brother!
Xiao FungIndeed. Let the eternal torment begin!
To punish your betrayal, Shendu. You chose to spend your time ruling China.
While we withered in this bone-dry pit!
Bored out of our wits all those centuries, each exactly like the one before it!
You never even attempted to free us!
[nervously] I... your rescue was in the planning stages, but I became imprisoned in a statue-
TZTchang Zu
Excuses! You desired the earthly realm for you alone! [strikes Shendu with lightning]
A shame you never learned to share, brother.
No, wait! I can free you!
Do not toy with us! The doorways can only be opened from the other side.
Precisely. As the humble spirit you now see before you, I am free to cross over and possess any human I wish, enabling me to undo the sacred spells that keep you here... if you so deem it.
So, I trust you would agree that my, err... martyrdom has left a void for a new, stronger evil to fill - namely you, my brothers and sisters. Shall I proceed, then?
[The other Demon Sorcerers cast a spell on Shendu.]
Gah! What trick is this?!
You have proven crafty, brother. So we require a safety measure.
Our spell will keep you bound within a human of your choosing, until you release us.
Xiao Fung
A precaution, so that we know exactly where to find you!
In the event we deem it necessary to resume your eternal torment.
I accept your terms. I will choose my vessel well to best serve you. And the human most capable for this task is my nemesis: Jackie Chan!
Xiao Fung
Not any demon. Xiao Fung, Demon of the Wind.
Xiao Fung
[blows them backwards with his powers] Like breaking bones!
Xiao Fung
Aah, the sweet scent of freedom!
Uh, actually, Your Breeziness, sir? You're not exactly free.
Xiao Fung
No?
Xiao Fung
This "prison" is paradise compared to the ghastly abyss I escaped.
Whatever you say, chief, but outside's even better! Beaches, movies...
Yeah, so why don't you huff and puff and blow this house down?
Xiao Fung
Where is Shendu?
And Valmont's in solitary.
Xiao Fung
Hmm. If I do not free this Valmont, I will be burdened with freeing my brothers and sisters. Very well.
[changes into a human]
Whoa, you guys can do that?
Xiao Fung
Concealment seems prudent. Demons seem to stick out like sore thumbs in this modern world...
Now about the Eighth Door, Shendu, it is the portal of your banishment. Only you may pass through it.
That once was true Bai Tza, but now that I am a spirit, my portal is vacant, waiting to be filled by others.
You mean another. Only one may pass through each portal.
Xiao Fung
That is the rule.
...Do you think I have been dallying here?! [holds up a phone book] I have discovered a spell, uh which will keep the portal open until the last of you is free! In fact, I was just preparing to journey to it when you called. Hak Foo! Bring me- [the Pan'Ku Box is being lifted away by Jackie] THE PAN'KU BOX?!
Shark snatches bait! [leaps for the box]
Xiao Fung
What is he talking about?
[whipsers brightfully] Jackie!
[Jackie kicks Hak Foo into a gong]
Shendu, what is happening?!
Uhh, Hak Foo always sounds the gong as we take our leave. Which reminds me...[begins to cover up the mirror] See you all at my portal! [covers the mirror]
Xiao Fung
Yet we have no other options.
But all of eternity to punish him, should he again deceive us.
[flying to the other Demons with Jade] Brothers and sisters, I bring you the mortal called, Jade! [Jade gasps]
Uhh, if you think you're all getting out, well I hate to break it to you, but Shendu's lying. [the Demons begin to murmur amongst themselves] Only one of you can go through the portal. End of story.
So Shendu did deceive us.
Xiao Fung
There's a surprise.
So, uh, which one of you is it gonna be?
Xiao Fung
Surely there must be a civil way to resolve this.
Like what? Alphabetical order?
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