Drew quotes from Jackie Chan Adventures

Jade

...so there I was, flying the plane, all by myself, no co-pilot. And Jackie's hanging out the back, flopping around with no parachute or anything!

Drew

Yeah, right. I bet the Snake Lady was there too.

Jade

Viper? No, that was in New York.

Drew

Come on! A turbo-turtle?

Jade

Faster than a speeding rabbit.

Drew

No way!

Jade

Way!

Drew

Yeah, right. I bet that super strong Ox guy was there too!

Jade

El Toro? Nah, that was in Mexico, when I was flying the plane!

Drew

Hey Jade, is your Uncle Jackie gonna wow the class about... [chuckles] the secret agent business?

Jade

You bet, Drew. And the truth is gonna blow your mind.

Drew

Oh, you mean the truth about ninjas, magic talismans, that four hundred pound giant named Tofu?

Jade

His name is...[Tohru suddenly burts through the wall] ...Tohru. [Ratso and Finn follow Tohru holding a bound and gagged Jackie and Uncle] Jackie! Uncle!

Jade, hand over the talismans.

Or we chop down your family tree.

Jade

You guys are the ones going down. [kicks Finn] Hyah! Hyah! [punches Ratso, Tohru charges her and is kicked to the floor] Hyah!

Drew

I'm sorry I doubted you, Jade!

Ms. Hartman

No homework for the rest of the year! [the kids cheer wildly]

Ms. Hartman

Jade! Jade! Jade!

Ms. Hartman

If you're through daydreaming, could you tell us the capital of Italy?

Jade

Uh...Pizza? Heh, heh.

Drew

[To Jade] So much for "Secret Agent" man.

Jackie

Uh, question?

Jade

Jackie, tell us about the time you whooped a bunch of Shadowkhan on the roller coaster at Melvin World!

Jackie

That's a bit off topic, Jade. [Jade groans] Now, once an artifact is unearthed-

Jade

Really! He tanned their ninja hides! He's got amazing reflexes! Watch! [Takes an apple from her lunch and throws it at Jackie]

Jackie

Ow!

Ms. Hartman

Jade has quite an imagination, doesn't she, Mr. Chan?

Jackie

Heh, heh. Yes, she does. And a good throwing arm too.

No way!

Drew got a tattoo?!

Jade

Hmmm...yeah. Been thinking I might get one of those.

Drew

[laughs] Oh, yeah. Sure Jade. Like you're dig-in-the-dirt-with-tiny-brushes-Uncle Jackie would ever let you get a tattoo!

Jade

[defensive] He would so let me, Drew! By tomorrow, I'm gonna have the gnarliest tattoo in the history of...gnarl!

Drew

Hey, Jade, going to the spring dance Friday night?

Jade

Eh, was thinking about it.

Drew

Who are you gonna go with? A ninja? Or do you only fight them?

Jade

You're a riot, Drew.

Hsi Wu

[disguised as Seymour] Hey, Drew, who are you gonna go with? Your mother?

Drew

No...I... [children laugh at Drew]

Mama's boy.

Drew

[seeing Jade's exhibit of the Talisman animals] No way! A petting zoo?

Jade

Look. Don't touch.

Drew

Where did you get all these?!

Jade

These, Drew, just happen to be the animals I- [catches herself] borrowed from my cousin. The zookeeper.

Drew

[suspiciously] Hey... These are the magic animals aren't they?!

Jade

No! I mean- [chuckles] You got me Drew, I was making all that magic stuff up the whole time. Me and my imagination.