Jackie-Light quotes from Jackie Chan Adventures

It's not nice to drop-kick little girls.

Uncle!

What is it?

I stepped on a bug! [sobbing] Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho...

The Talisman broke, Jackie's Yin, was separated from his Yang.

Jade

Whoa. Jackie-Light, and Jackie-Dark.

I am the Dark side! I murdered a bug!

Jade

[to Jackie-Dark] You're the side who ate my candy? You're evil! EVIL!

Jade

[as the Dark Hand arrives outside Uncle's store] What are we gonna do?!

Laugh like circus clowns while they scream for mercy.

RUN!

Jade

Guess we'll never know if two Jackies are better than- [Jackie-Light grabs Jade] WHOA!

This is no place for children!

Get in there!

[getting in the car] Are those seats real leather? Oh, those poor cows! [sobbing]

You have pretty decent chups for such a big baby.

[putting an arm on Jackie-Dark] Oh, I owe it all to teamwork!

Don't touch me.

I am very disappointed in you, Jade. You know that playing with magic is a no-no!

A no-no??? [mockingly] Oh no, say it ain't so!

Jade

"Our journey"? Uncle's going underground too? Isn't anyone gonna come see me be Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde?!

[bursts from the closet] I WOULD LOVE TO! Oh the theatre, the theatre!

Jade

Uh-uh. No way am I showing up at school with him.

I know exactly how you feel.

Yoo-hoo! Mr. Spring Heel Jack? Excuse me! I must ask you to return to the museum.

Spring Heel Jack

Simon Magus tried to stop me, he gave me quite a run. But I shall dine on his descendants; one by one by one! [jumps over and grabs both Jackie-Light and Uncle] Are you helping Magus? A relative perhaps? No, I guess the two of you are just a pair of saps.

Spring Heel Jack

Your head, it must be very thick, if you think I'll fall for just one kick.

Catchy. [pops neck; attempts to drop- kick Spring Heel Jack, only to miss and fall into the bay]

[tapping Spring Heel Jack's shoulder] Excuse me, Mr. Spring Heel Jack? Why don't we sit down and talk about this like gentlemen?

Spring Heel Jack

Back so soon? How can it be? Your clothes aren't even watery.

Do you enjoy being a meanie?!

Spring Heel Jack

I confess. YES!

Jade

Jackie, are you okay?

Argh... yeah.

Thank you for asking.

Jade

Bwah!

What? [they notice each other] Ah!

Hey, I have a zit! Get off of my body, or I'll pop you! [tries pushing his light side off]

I do not wish to argue, but this is my body too!

I do not see the tiger. Maybe we should split up.

So I got all the brains...

Room service? I have been waiting for-

Uncle, thank goodness you're-

Jackie! How can you leave Uncle at a shabby hotel with no eel saliva?!

Pull your tongue out of your mouth and wring out the spit!

[gasp] You call Uncle an eel?!

Uncle, I'm sorry!

No I'm not.

Yes I am.

No I'm not.

Yes I am.

Jackie, why do you babble like a crazy person?!

Because I have two heads!