Scenes with Inuit Elder 4
IEInuit Elder
[catching Jackie] Need to work on your sneaking around. Inuits can hear footsteps in snow a mile away.
Uncle, Jade! I told you to- [Elder beckons at him with a spear] We are not armed!
But that doesn't mean we won't go polar on your butt if you don't hand over Dwayne!
Jade, please. She means the prehistoric cave creature.
IEInuit Elder
No such creature here.
Oh, so maybe your sister has big feet? [indicating the creature's large footprint in the snow]
IEInuit Elder
[defensive] My sister has tiny feet! She is delicate like a bird!
He's no Shaman! That is Peter Bailey, a black marketeer! He steals artifacts and sells them to the highest bidder!
IEInuit Elder
But the Shaman has great powers! He can speak to other shamans across the sea through a magical black box!
[retrieves cell phone from Jackie's pocket] You mean like this? It's called a cell phone, hello? Everybody's got one back where we come from, except for me! [calls the Antique Store]
SVUncle's Voicemail
Uncle's Antique! Not here! Call back!
IEInuit Elder
What do you think? I go to a drive through burger place?
IEInuit Elder
[in a challenge of Ice Fishing with Uncle, holding up his bait] My secret.
Anchovy? Bah! That's nothing but minnows.
IEInuit Elder
What do you fish with, worms?
[holds up a roll of beans] Mung beans wrapped in tea leaves. Fish take a number to get on hook!
IEInuit Elder
Ehhh, big talk no action. [the drop their lines into the water, and almost immediately get a bite] See? I got something!
So does Uncle! Big something!
[both withdraw their tangled lines, with no fish, Uncle's bait is gone]
Hah! See? My bait gone, yours still on hook!
So fish we lost was mine!
IEInuit Elder
No that was my fish!
IEInuit Elder
You're a liar!
IEInuit Elder
You cheated!
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