Monkey King quotes from Jackie Chan Adventures

I'm king of the world!

[brandishes a large axe] How much wood does a woodchuck chuck?

Jade

Oh my gosh, look out!

Huh? [turns around; Jade and Jackie's puppet run away; realizes] Can't believe I fell for that old gag.

Jackie

And you went through all the trouble to see us... why?

Let's see, maybe... oh a little something I like to call REVENGE!

[lowering the Shapeshifting Monkey into the Kilauea volcano] Uh oh, my simian senses are tingling!

Jade

We want our monkey, monkey!

Oh, it's all about him isn't it?! You think he's funnier than me, don't you?!

Jackie

Uh, of course not! Everyone knows that the Money King is the funniest ape of all.

I do not think he's so funny- [elbowed by Jade]

Well you'll really love my weird sense of humor when you and monkey-boy are swimming in lava, 'cause I'm gonna make Kilauea blow sky-high!

The Monkey King cannot activate volcanoes!

Just watch me, gramps! I know a family recipe! [begins tossing ingredients into the lava pit] Magic monkey syrup, pure cane sugar, one carton of aged goat milk- EEGH! [Daolon Wong appears behind the Monkey King] An untuned Hawaiian guitar, a fine tuned tuning fork, a tuna on rye, hold the mayo-

Daolon Wong

[grabs the Monkey King] Talisman power, be mine!

Paws off the fur, Shakespeare! I'm busy here!

Daolon Wong

Aah, I should have recognized the antics of the famed prankster puppet made flesh.

Daolon Wong

So, why do I see no lava?

Huh? [goes over his ingredients list again; gasp] I'm still three pounds of wood short of a gusher!

Daolon Wong

Then for your lousy spell-making, you shall return to wood! [casts a Chi spell on the Monkey King]

[turning into a puppet] EVERYONE'S A CRITIC!