Paco quotes from Jackie Chan Adventures

Go away, we are closed for inventory!

El Toro Fuerte

We are not customers.

JACKIE! A burglar!

Jackie

[runs in] Uncle, he is no thief! He is- [Uncle cuffs him] Ow!

Of course he is a thief! He is wearing a mask!

Oh no no no, El Toro Fuerte never removes his mask!

Jackie

Jade, explain.

Jade

It's your team, duh. The J-Team. The Chan Clan. The Chantastic five!

Jackie

Chantastic?

Jade

Five, see? You and me make two! And then there's Viper! And El Toro makes four!

And I, Paco am the fifth member of the J-Team!

Jade

I actually had someone less...puny in mind. [looks to Tohru]

Hmm? ...I am honored.

Jackie

I am sorry you all came here for nothing, but I didn't realize my niece read so many comic books.

Get away from the Book! Surrender, your team has been neutralized!

Jade

Big whoop. [runs to the Book of Ages] If I can't find Shendu's changes, I'll make some of my own! [begins writing] "...and then Jackie grew twenty feet tall."

Now Jackie is the greatest!

YOU! [charges Jade]

Jackie

Shendu! [leaps and kicks Shendu to the ground]

The girl!

Jade

[writing more] ...Here comes...Super Tohru. [Tohru is transformed into a flying strong superhero, and tosses Dai Gui aside; Jade continues writing] Say hello, to Robo-Viper. [Viper is transformed into a mechanical robot warrior]

Viper

Like nuking fish in a barrel. [blasts Bai Tza]

[takes the brush from Jade] My turn! [writes and grows El Toro bigger]

Jade

Hey! No fair!

Now El Toro is the greatest!

Jade

[takes the brush back] Jackie is!

El Toro!

Jade

No, Jackie!

El Toro!

Jade

Jackie!

El Toro!

El Toro!

You want to defeat the demons? Yes? Then write that Uncle banishes the Demons already!

Duh!

Jade!

Jade

Mom! Dad!

Cousin Jackie!

Uncle!

What brings you to Hong Kong?

Hong Kong Moose World! [winks at Jade who winks back]

Jade

Uh, look at the watch Jackie got me!

Moose World? Can I go too?

El Toro Fuerte

What mooses? We were fighting Demo- [is elbowed by Viper]

Viper

Uhhh traffic! We were fighting Hong Kong traffic to visit you.

Jade

So I could show you how much I've learned in America.

We know you have been doing very well there, Jade.

No doubt due to Cousin Jackie's excellent training.

Jackie

In all honesty, it is Jade who sometimes trains me...

The statue can shoot fire from his hands?

Jade

God of the sun, duh!

The statue can fly too?!

Jade

God of the sky, duh!

The statue can grow unbreakable vines?

Jade

God of-

I know, agriculture. Duh!

[Wearing mask, seeing Tarakudo for first time] Are you the Great Pumpkin?

Tarakudo

Erm, yes.