El Toro Fuerte quotes from Jackie Chan Adventures

El Toro, meet Tohru. Tohru, Toro. Toro, Tohru. Tohru-

[annoyed, pushing Finn away] The mask!

El Toro Fuerte

El Toro Fuerte never removes his mask!

Then I will remove it for you!

Go away, we are closed for inventory!

El Toro Fuerte

We are not customers.

JACKIE! A burglar!

Jackie

[runs in] Uncle, he is no thief! He is- [Uncle cuffs him] Ow!

Of course he is a thief! He is wearing a mask!

Oh no no no, El Toro Fuerte never removes his mask!

Ugh...finally we can remove these ridiculous masks.

El Toro Fuerte

El Toro Fuerte never removes his mask.

Jade!

Jade

Mom! Dad!

Cousin Jackie!

Uncle!

What brings you to Hong Kong?

Hong Kong Moose World! [winks at Jade who winks back]

Jade

Uh, look at the watch Jackie got me!

Moose World? Can I go too?

El Toro Fuerte

What mooses? We were fighting Demo- [is elbowed by Viper]

Viper

Uhhh traffic! We were fighting Hong Kong traffic to visit you.

Jade

So I could show you how much I've learned in America.

We know you have been doing very well there, Jade.

No doubt due to Cousin Jackie's excellent training.

Jackie

In all honesty, it is Jade who sometimes trains me...

El Toro

Fear not. The beast is no match against El Toro, the Bull!

Jackie

And El Jackie, th- ...the Chan!

Viper

You're a real master of disguise.

El Toro

El Toro Fuerte never removes his mask.

Viper

Wish I could remove these pajamas. Not used to such a roomy fit.

Jackie

Uh, perhaps Quetzalcoatl would not be so angry if you prove to him you are not... you know. [pointing to the mask]

El Toro

El Toro Fuerte never removes his mask!

Unhand the princess, or face my wrath!

Jade

Uh, maybe you should make an exception.

Duplicates are imperfect. They contain flaws, like Chang's extra hand, but each is more powerful than its human counterpart due to its magic.

Jade

Aw, we can take them Unc. We'll face off in the epic battle royale! Human vs clone, good vs evil, Jade vs Jade!

You missed Uncle's point! Magic must defeat magic!

Viper

Look who decided to show.

Sorry I am late.

Now, one more thing. We must be very watchful for these defective duplicates.

Jackie

Uncle, we must watch out for-

It is Jackie's Clone!

Jackie

What?! [sees his clone] No! Wait! [is tackled by the J-Team] I am me! He is not me!

Tricky clone, isn't he?

El Toro

Which is the real Jackie Chan?

Captain Black

I have a little quiz only the real Jackie could answer. Jackie, when is my birthday?

Oh... uh...

Captain Black

[bummed out] Jackie, I thought we were pretty good friends...

Jade

Ahem. Hey Jackie, will you take me to Moose World this weekend?

Of course!

Jackie

-not! You have homework!

Jade

[points to the clone] There's your clone.

Sorry, I'll be back to destroy you later, thank you!

Jade

[when Paco's clone is revealed] Paco has a clone and I don't?! Way unfair!

We are in great danger!

El Toro

Paco, please! Say it is not so!

But it is! And now, I will destroy you all. MWAHAHAHA!