Spring Heel Jack quotes from Jackie Chan Adventures

Spring Heel Jack

Magus, Magus, wherever you are, Spring Heel Jack will not be far!

Yoo-hoo! Mr. Spring Heel Jack? Excuse me! I must ask you to return to the museum.

Spring Heel Jack

Simon Magus tried to stop me, he gave me quite a run. But I shall dine on his descendants; one by one by one! [jumps over and grabs both Jackie-Light and Uncle] Are you helping Magus? A relative perhaps? No, I guess the two of you are just a pair of saps.

Spring Heel Jack

Your head, it must be very thick, if you think I'll fall for just one kick.

Catchy. [pops neck; attempts to drop- kick Spring Heel Jack, only to miss and fall into the bay]

[tapping Spring Heel Jack's shoulder] Excuse me, Mr. Spring Heel Jack? Why don't we sit down and talk about this like gentlemen?

Spring Heel Jack

Back so soon? How can it be? Your clothes aren't even watery.

Do you enjoy being a meanie?!

Spring Heel Jack

I confess. YES!

Spring Heel Jack

[bound by curtains] A curse upon my lighter side! He told the secret I would hide! [Uncle sprinkles him with salt, slowly transforming him to stone] Without him, you'd have never known that salt will turn me back to... [completely petrified]

Stone?