Lindsey Naegle quotes from The Simpsons

I'm sorry, Gary. There's no longer a place for you here.

What you talkin' 'bout, Miss Naegle?

That is so adorable! You're rehired!

Sucker! I knew exactly what she was talkin' 'bout.

Lindsey Naegle

I dream of an America with nudity and F-words on network TV. Where the whole world doesn't stop because a school bus did. Children are the future... today belongs to me!

[with their fists raised] YAY!

Homer Simpson

You can’t change the rules in the middle of the game! We never would've had these kids if we thought we had to pay for them. Promises were made!

Luigi

Hey, tough tortellini! I am a-sick and a-tired of printing a-children's menu! Let Mickey Meatball find his own way out of the maze! [spits] Apooey!

Mel

We're sick and tired of buying overpriced tickets for your lousy school plays!

Marge

Then how would we ever get to see Camelot?!

Mel

We'll merely watch the movie on tape!

Marge

Hmm..., is that better? Well, to me, Ralph Wiggum is Sir Lancelot.

[singing] If ever I would leave you, it wouldn't be in summer!

BOOOOOOOOOO!

Lindsey Naegle

Ladies and Gentlemen! Let's kill every child... FRIENDLY THING IN TOWN!!!!!!!!!!!

[As they were dismissed to take actions] YAY!

Squeaky-voiced Teen

It's time to put away my childish things... [in a deep voice] ...and become a man!

Edna Krabappel

[arms crossed] Are you saying that men and women are identical?

Skinner

Oh, no, of course not! Women are unique in every way.

[arms crossed] Now he's saying women and men aren't equal!

Skinner

[getting nervous] No, no, no! It's the differences...of which there are none, that make the sameness...exceptional! [desperately] Just tell me what to say!

[as the frog licks his own eyeball] Ow! He took my contact. [the frog licks his own eyeball again] Ow! Now I got two in own eye.

Remember you said when hell freezes over? I think this is close enough.

Huh, I'm in no position to argue.

Lindsey Naegle

We want to know what you want in your daytime programming. There are no wrong answers and no bad ideas.

Helen Lovejoy

In that case, recipes.

Lindsey Naegle

Sure. [write the marker in the smart board]

Bernice Hibbert

Air fryer recipes.

Celebrities come on the show?

Lindsey Naegle

Well, yes, obviously, but...

Put it on the board then.

Marge

Uh, I was thinking...

Agnes

Something with vacuum.

Marge Simpson

Luann, we're not feeling very "woo." What we're feeling is woo-ried.

Bernice Hibbert

Mm-hmm.

This is an intervention.

Luann

I don't have a problem with drinking.

Lindsey Naegle

It's not the wine.

Marge

Luann, you have an addiction to wine merch.

Lindsey Naegle

The question is: Do you want to live your life like this?

Luann

Oh! And I suppose all your throw pillows just say nothing. Anyway, it's not like it's hurting anyone.

Isn't it?