Well, I'm not one for taking new jobs on a whim. But as we say in the snow plow business, I'm your astronaut.
“Pulpit Friction” · Season 24
In this episode: Homer Simpson (3), Moe Szyslak (2), Bart Simpson (1), Lenny Leonard (1), Helen Lovejoy (1), Lindsey Naegle (1)
Why won't someone blame the children?
MMoe
Bring out your beds. Bring out your beds.
Boy, why are your friends so dirty?
Dunno. Why are your friends such drunks?
Touche.
Hehehe, the brain is so stupid.
[as the frog licks his own eyeball] Ow! He took my contact. [the frog licks his own eyeball again] Ow! Now I got two in own eye.
[Everyone started panicking about frogs.]
MMoe
Remember you said when hell freezes over? I think this is close enough.
LLindsay
Huh, I'm in no position to argue.
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