I dream of an America with nudity and F-words on network TV. Where the whole world doesn't stop because a school bus did. Children are the future... today belongs to me!
[with their fists raised] YAY!
You can’t change the rules in the middle of the game! We never would've had these kids if we thought we had to pay for them. Promises were made!
Hey, tough tortellini! I am a-sick and a-tired of printing a-children's menu! Let Mickey Meatball find his own way out of the maze! [spits] Apooey!
We're sick and tired of buying overpriced tickets for your lousy school plays!
Then how would we ever get to see Camelot?!
We'll merely watch the movie on tape!
Hmm..., is that better? Well, to me, Ralph Wiggum is Sir Lancelot.
[singing] If ever I would leave you, it wouldn't be in summer!
BOOOOOOOOOO!
Ladies and Gentlemen! Let's kill every child... FRIENDLY THING IN TOWN!!!!!!!!!!!
[As they were dismissed to take actions] YAY!
It's time to put away my childish things... [in a deep voice] ...and become a man!
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