“Girls Just Want To Have Sums” quotes from The Simpsons

Edna Krabappel

[arms crossed] Are you saying that men and women are identical?

Skinner

Oh, no, of course not! Women are unique in every way.

[arms crossed] Now he's saying women and men aren't equal!

Skinner

[getting nervous] No, no, no! It's the differences...of which there are none, that make the sameness...exceptional! [desperately] Just tell me what to say!

Homer

So... do you wanna... "wang chung tonight"?

Marge

I don't know. I'm still frowny with you. Do you really think women are mentally inferior?

Homer

[shifting his eyes nervously] Well, uh, uh, honey, you're just as smart as a man. Sometimes when I'm with you, I feel like I'm doing it with a dude.

Homer

Oh, why did women invent sleeping on the couch? Oh. Well, I won't be lonely. I can always cuddle with the dog. [cuddles Santa's Little Helper] Mmm. At least everyone knows I'm smarter than you!

Homer

Oh, how did this happen?

Bart

[to Lisa] Do you know why you did good at math?

"Did well."

Ah, give it a rest, Melanie.

Calling me by my first name is harassment!

Well, in for a penny, in for a pound! [grabs Melanie and kisses her]

[charmed] Oh, Superintendent...!