“Grift of the Magi” · Season 11
In this episode: Ralph Wiggum (2), Homer Simpson (1), Bart Simpson (1), Lisa Simpson (1), Milhouse Van Houten (1), Krusty the Clown (1), Principal Skinner (1), Fit-Fat Tony (1)
Sisters are doing it for themselves!
Hey! Why is this door locked?
Oh no, it's Dad! [Bart falls out of the bed, landing on a bowling ball on the floor]
[screams] What's going on?! [shaking his fist] And I want the non-gay explanation!
Uh, we're drunk. Really drunk.
Oh, thank God!
Well, well, if it isn't the biggest rip-off since "Webster."
I don't get mad, I get stabby.
This is a proud day. Now when people ask if we're in compliance the Americans with Disabilities Act of 1975, I can say, we are closer than ever before!
Hello, I'm Dr.Stupid! I'm going to take out your liver bones.[decapitates the Mr.Burns dummy] Oops, you're dead!
I never liked that Dr.Stupid.
Fun toys are fun!
Well said, Ralph, but we're trying to come up with a name for a toy?
Mrs. Fun?
Not bad!
Fun?
Ralph, there are no right or wrong answers, but if you don't pipe down, I'm giving you a F!
The before teacher yelled at me too.
No-one's yelling, Ralph, we're just brainstorming. Lisa, any ideas?
Oh, a name with fun? Fungus, Funzo, Atilla the Fun...
Lisa, are you doing math?!
Just a few Venn diagrams.
There's more under her chair!
So have a Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Krazy Kwanzaa, a Tip-Top Tet, and a solemn, dignified Ramadan. And now, a word from my god, our sponsor...
I'm sorry, Gary. There's no longer a place for you here.
What you talkin' 'bout, Miss Naegle?
That is so adorable! You're rehired!
Sucker! I knew exactly what she was talkin' 'bout.
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