Principal Skinner [phonily]: Am I wearing women's clothes? I didn't notice. When I look in my closet, I don't see male clothes or female clothes, they're all the same.
[arms crossed] Are you saying that men and women are identical?
Oh, no, of course not! Women are unique in every way.
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[arms crossed] Now he's saying women and men aren't equal!
[getting nervous] No, no, no! It's the differences...of which there are none, that make the sameness...exceptional! [desperately] Just tell me what to say!
[Skinner hyperventilates and faints]
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