“Marge versus Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens, and Gays” quotes from The Simpsons

How's the crowd, Steve?

Steve

Awful fussy…

You're kidding me, did you make funny faces? (Steve nods) You did? Did you jiggle your keys?

Steve

I did it all, man!

And now, here's Roofi!

(Singng while babies continue crying) Sing the nonsense song with me, Yum, yum, wow, whoop dee wee! Flibberty flabberty, one, two three-! (Gets interrupted by a baby, who threw a bottle at him) Ow! Okay, who threw that? Who threw it? (Babies crying continues, as they riot the whole concert)

Cletus

They destroyed my home, and the equity I built up there in.

Kent

Asked if he intends to take legal action the farmer replied "I ain't fungdified hi-de-hoo about no legrification, no ways." Then scratched his rear, hitched up his pants, and scratched his rear again.

Marge Simpson

My name is Marge Simpson, and I am a mother.

BOO!

Marge

I'm also an American.

YAY!

Marge

I bake apple pies.

YAY!

Marge

And I like baseball.

BOO!

Lindsey Naegle

I dream of an America with nudity and F-words on network TV. Where the whole world doesn't stop because a school bus did. Children are the future... today belongs to me!

[with their fists raised] YAY!

Homer Simpson

You can’t change the rules in the middle of the game! We never would've had these kids if we thought we had to pay for them. Promises were made!

Luigi

Hey, tough tortellini! I am a-sick and a-tired of printing a-children's menu! Let Mickey Meatball find his own way out of the maze! [spits] Apooey!

Mel

We're sick and tired of buying overpriced tickets for your lousy school plays!

Marge

Then how would we ever get to see Camelot?!

Mel

We'll merely watch the movie on tape!

Marge

Hmm..., is that better? Well, to me, Ralph Wiggum is Sir Lancelot.

[singing] If ever I would leave you, it wouldn't be in summer!

BOOOOOOOOOO!

Lindsey Naegle

Ladies and Gentlemen! Let's kill every child... FRIENDLY THING IN TOWN!!!!!!!!!!!

[As they were dismissed to take actions] YAY!

Squeaky-voiced Teen

It's time to put away my childish things... [in a deep voice] ...and become a man!

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Homer Simpson

Marge! Wait! [tries to hypnotize Marge with a moving photo of Rudy Giuliani] I am Rudy Giuliani, you must forgive Homer! I am Rudy Giuliani, you must forgive Homer!