“Kiss Kiss, Bang Bangalore” · Season 17
In this episode: Mr. Burns (2), Bart Simpson (1), Waylon Smithers (1), Groundskeeper Willie (1), Comic Book Guy (1), Squeaky-Voiced Teen (1), Doug (1)
[after Richard is kidnapped] Whoa! He's gone!
There must be a Stargate in this stadium!
Everybody look for it!
Wait, wait! I have some even more exciting news! There's a girl in the audience!
Everybody look for her!
[the nerds close in on Willie]
This is a kilt! And I'm not a girl!
You're the closest we'll ever get! Get him!
So, Mr. Burns, you're saying my dad has gone insane, and thinks he's a god, and broken off all contact with the outside world?
I told you Simpson was a poor choice, sir.
You know, Smithers, "I told you so" has a brother. His name is, "Shut the hell up"!
Well, I guess we'll have to find a place where the workers are more desperate and ignorant...Springfield!
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