[places a dollar on the counter] I'd like a colossal donut, please. Just like the one on the sign. [Homer is given a regular-sized donut] D'oh! Nuts... That's false advertising!
Sorry, sir. No refunds.
[slowly] I paid for a colossal donut, and I'm gonna get a colossal donut! [walks away]
You don't scare us.
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