Leonard Nimoy quotes from The Simpsons

Leonard Nimoy

Hello. I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by true, I mean false. It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies. And in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer is no. Now our story begins on a Friday morning in a little town called Springfield...

Kent Brockman

And here's country singing sensation, Lurleen Lumpkin, fresh from her latest stay at the Betty Ford clinic! What ya been up to Lurleen?

Lurleen

[hoarse voice] I spent last night in a ditch.

Kent Brockman

[nervous laugh] How about it, folks?

Mayor Quimby

Now, I'd like to turn things over to our Grand Marshal, Mr. Leonard Nimoy.

Leonard Nimoy

[chuckling] I'd say this vessel could do at least warp five.

Mayor Quimby

And let me say, "May the force be with you."

Leonard Nimoy

Do you even know who I am?

Leonard Nimoy

A solar eclipse. The cosmic ballet... goes on.

Does anyone want to switch seats?

Leonard Nimoy

And so, from this simple man came the proof that we are not alone in the universe, I'm Leonard Nimoy. Good night.

Squeaky-Voiced Teen

[off camera] Uh, Mr. Nimoy? We have ten minutes left.

Leonard Nimoy

Oh. Uh, fine. Let me, uh, just get something out of my car.

Squeaky-Voiced Teen

I don't think he's coming back.