[after Richard is kidnapped] Whoa! He's gone!
There must be a Stargate in this stadium!
BBenjamin
Everybody look for it!
Wait, wait! I have some even more exciting news! There's a girl in the audience!
BBenjamin
Everybody look for her!
[the nerds close in on Willie]
This is a kilt! And I'm not a girl!
You're the closest we'll ever get! Get him!
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