[The Simpsons are gathered together, while watching Taxicab Conversations.]
WGWise guy
How ya doing?
[drunk] Talky thing, ain't ya?
Another proud moment for the Simpsons.
“How I Spent My Strummer Vacation” · Season 14
In this episode: Homer Simpson (6), Lisa Simpson (1), Chief Wiggum (1), Barney Gumble (1), Apu Nahasapeemapetilon (1), Squeaky-Voiced Teen (1)
Hey, what gives, where are the rock stars?
I don't know, but it's starting to get dark.
[All of a sudden, they hear rock music.]
[Gasps] What was that?
Oh, it's getting closer.
[In a burst of smoke, a stage emerges and Mick Jagger and Keith Richards appear.]
MJMick Jagger
Hello campers!
KRKeith Richards
How are ya doin'?
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God! It's Mick Jagger and Keith Richards!
AApu
Can we talk about accentuating the...uh...masculine area?
LKLenny Kravitz
Did you hear that, everybody? Apu just asked about crotch stuffing. Now, I don't do that. Kenny Loggins does.
KLKenny Loggins
[Appearing at the window] I trusted you! [Runs away crying].
Mr. Seltzer?
BSBrian Setzer
Setzer.
No, I think it's Seltzer.
[Homer is upset that the Rock n' Roll Fantasy Camp is over]
MJMick Jagger
It's okay, Homer. It's only Rock n' Roll camp.
But I like it.
[Homer has a backstage pass and jumps over the counter of a Pizza stand]
Sir, you can't...
[flashes his card at the teen] All access!
[salutes] Oh. Sorry!
There's no need for apologies, guys. You're rock stars! You're supposed to be reckless and destructive, and be celebrated for behavior that would land normal people in jail!
KRKeith Richards
That's what I told them!
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