[takes away the KK's flowers, one by one] Pardon me, huh? Pardon me, huh? Pardon me, huh? Pardon me, huh?
Huh-m..Ohh-aaahhhh.... [looks love-smittenly at Petunia]
[enter's SpongeBob's workplace] Pardon me, huhhhhh?
Don't forget this! [holds it and points his spatula at a bomb]
[grabs away bomb] I'll just freshen these florets and bring them right back, huh-huh? [rips away flowers and runs to defuse them]
[quietly talks to Squidward] I wonder what's wrong with Petunia.
Huh? Nothing's wrong with her! She's a perfectionist, like me! [hops onto his cashier stand] I'm in love with her, and I can't keep it a secret any longer! [rips open his shirt and runs to the Flower Pot] Petunia! [quietly laughs]
[gasps as she runs to the pot] I've got exactly one minute to defuse these bombs-
[disrupts Petunia's escapades and is seen standing at the Pot] I picked this begonia from my own flower garden, huh? [blinks cutely]
Oooh, that's a nice one, but I can't right now Mr. Tentacles, please step aside! Mmmm.... [grunts as she holds the bomb]
[holds out the begonia ring] Petunia the florist, will you ma- [Petunia explodes in Squidward's face, leaving him charred and stunned] Huh-huh?! [The begonia ring disintegrates into dust.]
You loopy, lovesick lummox! You sabotaged my whole plan! [Squidward groans in embarrassment, walks off, and rubs out a pile of sand over himself to make it look like a grave. A new flower pops up while doing so.] Woah! [spits and hops out of Petunia] Uh-oh... [A crowd angrily surrounds Plankton.]
[growls] Not only did you play with Squidward's heart- [scene cuts to a sand-covered Squidward] but ya cost me twenty-four bouquets! I say we step on 'im!
CCrowd
Yeah! [subsequent angry noises]
[picks up Plankton with his shoe and cries happily] Petunia was very nice but I'm so glad you're back, Plankton.
Thanks, Sponge-Boob. You've given me the greatest gift I could ever ask for - just enough time to do this! [The Flower Pot transforms back into the Chum Bucket.]
[grabs Plankton back into the Chum Bucket] Let's go, buttercup.
Toodle-loo! [evilly laughs] No more flowers! It's back to the secret formula to me! [laughs again, but a spiked shoe flies at him] My iris!
CCrowd
[throw out objects and make angry noises, although SpongeBob seems to avoid committing to any violence, Laser guns pop out of the Chum Bucket.]
Mr. Krabs: Oh-no...
CCrowd
[lasers are shot in their direction] Ahhhhh!
[looks at watch] You two have ten hours. [SpongeBob keeps marching in the background] And since you're the artistic type, you get to design it.
[excited] Design? Okay! [skeptical] Wait, what's the budget?
Well, that's the best part! [pinches claws together] Zero budget! You get to be creative and use your imagerination.
[waves his broom over Squidward's head, creating a rainbow] Imagination! [rainbow falls on Squidward, turning him rainbow, and he shakes it off in frustration]
[laughs] Can't wait to see your masterpiece. [walks away] Have fun, you two. [laughs]
Welcome to the annual Bikini Bottom Parade, and it's a beautiful ocean day for it. I'm Perch Perkins, coming to you live from downtown. And with me is this year's co-host, the one and only Ice Cream King. [the Ice Cream King is asleep, and flails wildly when Perch touches him] It's an honor to have you, Your Majesty. Do I call you King or Ice?
[gasps] Hey, you're that guy! How'd you get out of my TV, [pinches Perch's cheek] you bad little boy? [squishes Perch's cheeks] Ooh, you're wearing makeup! [close-up of purple makeup on Perch's face] Are you a cloud? [shakes him] I want a balloon!
Uh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, sure. We'll get you a balloon. [cheers and applause, Pearl and a marching band march past] And to kick off this year's parade here comes the Bikini Bottom High School marching band. You know, even when they're not playing, they love to march together. The band is actually made up of 35 individual bands. Amazing precision from these youngsters! [The band members make the shape of a flower cloud.]
[gasps] They all wore the same outfit. How embarrassing. [The band members make the shape of a jellyfish.]
That's a jellyfish? I was gonna say a clump of hair.
[A trumpet player splits into two and spins away.]
Wait, did that kid just separate into two organisms via binary fission? [another one splits and spins away]
I've been bicycle fishing. It really hurts. [the crowd cheers as the band members split into more jellyfish, then clear out a rectangular space]
[laughs] Aren't those kids amazing? [horn honks, boats drive wildly onto the road as pedestrians run away] And what have we here? It's the kooky Nitwitting Club.[One member jumps out of his boat, dumps his brain out of a bucket, puts it on his head, and runs away. Another one spins on the brain and leaves a trail of drool. The Ice Cream King comes in with a boat on his head, makes engine noises, and rolls around.] Okay, the Ice Cream King has joined his fellow Nitwitters. Whoa, I've never seen anyone drive like that before! [crowd cheering]
[At the start of the parade, the Krusty Krab float is between Fred's leg float and a jellyfishing float with a robotic Kevin. Mr. Krabs is on top of the formula bottle and SpongeBob is at the deep fryers.]
Boy, after seeing this float, everyone will rush to the Krusty Krab! How ya set up with those [points down] expired fries, boy-o?
[takes out baskets] Good and greasy, boss! [puts baskets in grease]
[squished inside the patty] No, I'm not! I can't see a thing with SpongeBob in front of me!
Excellent! It's our turn. Let's move it out! [The float crashes through the "Parade Start" banner. Bubble transition to the float for Larry's Gym moving past. Two strong fish are lifting weights.]
Next up we have the Beefy Bros from Larry's Gym. Whoa, look at those meatheads pump iron.[Larry lifts up the float and laughs] That's some impressive muscle hustle![An inflated Mrs. Puff floats down the street, being carried by kids in small boats.]
And here comes Mrs. Puff. Oh, as her own balloon!
Whoa, I want that balloon![Patrick's rock slides past, making a scraping sound.]
Patrick's rock is one float that doesn't float.
AAudience
Aah! [covers their ears, Bubble Bass gestures on top of the Invisible Boatmobile with Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy.]
Oh, looks like Bubble Bass has hitched a ride with Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. And what's this? [Fred rides by in a float of his leg.] Not to be outdone, it's Fred in his incredible My Leg Mobile.
My leg! My leg! I'm in my leg!
[sniffs and inhales Perch's hair] I smell grease!
Oh, that's not me you're smelling, King!
[as Squidward's spot is empty] The Krusty Krab float is coming in hot!
[chuckles and waves] My leg! [the Krusty Krab float hits him and knocks him away] My Leg Mobile! [Bubble Bass is waving. Fred's float kicks him into the air.]
And here we see the domino effect in action. [Bubble Bass lands in the arms of a weightlifter on Larry's float.]
[grunts] Larry can't lift this kind of weight. [groans and drops the float, making it collapse]
[while sliding down backwards] Don't worry SpongeBob, it's just Bread Man's Hill.
That's not Bread Man's Hill, it's [points to the hill as his pupils turn into skulls] "Dead Man's Hill"!
Wait, is that worse? It sounds worse? [he looks down to the hill, with numerous spikes and coral] It is worst! [turns around and dodges a tree.]
[In Patrick's POV, a cyclist is shown bicycling up the hill then drifts to the left, a cave dweller roars at Patrick but he rides under it, and a ship zooms by with a skeleton holding a sword cackling]
SpongeBob, I'm doing it! [laughing] I'm bicycling!
[SpongeBob and Plankton walk through what seems to be a jungle.]
[points up at a tree] Ooh, look! Bananners! Hmm... [detaches his arm and flings it to the tree like a boomerang] Nyaa! Fwaa! [The banana ends up in SpongeBob's possession.]
BBBaby banana monster
[Banana is unraveled.] Mama!
SPSpongeBob & Plankton
Awwww! [SpongeBob and Plankton perk up and look above them.]
MBMother banana monster
Roar!
[gives back the baby banana and chuckles, making scared noises]
MBMother banana monster
Rrrrr... [picks up SpongeBob and rips him open like a banana.]
[singing] Sandy's in the kitchen with SpongeBob, we're in the kitchen, we two! Sandy's in the kitchen with SpongeBob, making nuts on the barbeque!
[laughs, then grabs his hand] You heard the boss man! Tell me what's what.
Well, this here is where the magic happens: the grill. Heh. [SpongeBob puts his hands on the grill, burning them. He screams in pain and then giggles. He dots out a red rectangle in front of him.] As long as the sacred space is respected, the kitchen will remain in perfect harmony.
Not to worry! We'll be like two crickets on a fiddle in here.
[rings bell and holds orders out] Here. Knock yourselves out. [SpongeBob takes the orders] Please. [SpongeBob reads the orders. Sandy has already fired up her barbecue and is cooking three nuts with tongs.]
Already on it! So how many nuts should I fix up?
Nuts? Oh, sorry, Sandy, there must be a mistake. These are all for Krabby Patties.
USir Urchin
Why did you stop hitting me?
SFSnail Fail
I want the audience to know that I am a real thespian, and not just some bumbling buffoon! [Snail Fail’s bowtie spins around.]
USir Urchin
Well, you oughta be a serious actor? Nobody's stopping you! Exit stage left!
SFSnail Fail
My pleasure! I quit! [Snail Fail throws his bowtie off, and storms away from Sir Urchin as the audience gasps.]
USir Urchin
Grr... why you?!
[SpongeBob's television cuts to a "Please Stand By" screen.]
Happy friend-iversary, Squidward! [blows a party horn with confetti at him. Squidward spits out the confetti]
SpongeBob, what time is it?
It's one minute after midnight on the day that we first met. [grabs a book] It's all here in my Squidward memory book.
[sits down next to Squidward and flips through the pages] Here's us at camp. Here's when I moved in right next door. Oh, and here's when I got Employee of the Month instead of you again. Here's one I took a few minutes ago. Look at you. Just like an angel.
[swipes the book away] All right, that's it! [throws SpongeBob out of the door] Get out! [kicks SpongeBob out]
[waving] Okay, see you around, friend. [scoots on his butt back to his house] ♪Friend, friend, friend, friend, friend, friend, friend, friend, friend, friend, friend, friend-iversary!♪ [enters his house]
[The "Friendiversary" banner falls onto Squidward. Bubble transition to Squidward using a dustpan and broom to clean up the party decorations. He then takes the trash to his trash cans outside, to which SpongeBob startles him.]
Happy friend-iversary! [Squidward screams and jumps into the trash can] Remember the first time I startled you into this trash can?
Oh, good morning. You must be the new cashier. Nice to meet you. [continues cooking patties]
I can't believe it. It worked. [to SpongeBob] Uh, have we met before?
I don't think so. Maybe we can chat later, huh? I'm kind of busy right now.
This is the best day of my life!
[walking to the register] Hmm, you seem weirdly happy for some reason. What's going on?
Last night, I erased all of SpongeBob's memories of me. Isn't it wonderful?
You WHAT?!! [grabs Squidward] Are you insane, man?! [grumbles and takes Squidward to his office]
[Squidward, with his face turned into a deep shade of blue, gasps for air as Mr. Krabs lets him go.]
To keep Plankton from scanning me mind, SpongeBob is the only one who knows the [bangs safe] combination to the secret formula safe! [strangles Squidward] And because he never wanted to forget it, he attached it to a memory he had with you, Mr. Squidward! I want you to un-erase his memory right now. [hollering] SpongeBob!
[appears, saluting] Yes, Mr. Krabs.
[putting his hands on both of them] Spend the afternoon with Mr. Squidward here. He's gonna share some precious memories with you.
Oh, no thank you. I don't know this guy. He's a stranger. [to Mr. Krabs] Confidentially, he looks a little boring.
You go with him. That's an order.
[Mr. Krabs growls as Squidward takes SpongeBob outside.]
So what are we doing now, new guy?
We're going to recreate your lost memories of me, so you can remember the combination of Krabs' safe.
Huh, sounds crazy-pants, [shrugs] but okay.
SHSponge-Hab
Avast ye. I be Captain Sponge-Hab. Argh! [his beard falls down, he blushes and excuses himself] Hmm? Oh. [chuckles nervously and puts his beard back on] I brought you all here for a special mission-- to hunt down the great white jellyfish, Dopey Dick.
[Pat-Buck gasps]
AAnchovies
[worried] Meep, meep!
FFishmael
[afraid] Was Dopey Dick the beast who took off thy leg, Captain?
GKGiant Krabs
[laughs] I'll have a solid gold pipsqueak… [pulls out his sundial watch] …in about 4 hours.
JJack
[pops out of SpongeGoose's bottom] Peek-a-boo!
JJack
[jumps onto SpongeGoose's neck and grabs his cloak] Giddy up, galloping gooseflesh! Hya! [Jack whips the cloak and SpongeGoose runs away from his nest. Giant Krabs tries to stop them, but SpongeGoose jumps in between his eyes. SpongeGoose squeezes under the entrance door and runs away from the castle while dropping golden Krabby Patties. Giant Krabs crashes through his door and chases SpongeGoose and Jack to the beanstalk. SpongeGoose rides it down as Giant Krabs can only look down. As SpongeGoose and Jack ride down the beanstalk, they slip off and start falling to the ground.] [whimpers] Abandon goose! [Jack grabs a golden Krabby Patty and jumps off SpongeGoose. Just before he hits the ground, SpongeGoose flaps his wings and breaks his fall. Jack falls straight into the ground and is crushed by his golden patty.] [gets up with SpongeGeese circling his head] I forgot geese can fly. [Jack is caught off-guard as he sees Giant Krabs climbing down the beanstalk.] Alright, enough of this storybook stuff. [pulls out a laser] It's laser time, baby! [Jack activates his laser and it cuts down the base of the beanstalk.] Timber! [maniacally laughs]
[The beanstalk tips over and Giant Krabs drops his weapon to hang on.]
GKGiant Krabs
Ok, you can keep the goose! [falls off the beanstalk and lands on Jack's cottage, destroying it]
[rolls behind him] Jack! Look what you did to our house!
JJack
I just slayed a giant for ya, you wanna lay off?!
