Galloping Garbage!
S15Sammy Suckerfish
S15Big League Bob
[flips a patty in the kitchen, putting it all together on a plate]
Huh? [to SpongeBob] Will you cut the pizzazz and finish the order? [grunts]
[opens a pickle jar, slipping] Whoops! [hits the pickles with his spatula, jumps onto Squidward's head, and leaps into the air, grabbing a rope and catching all the ingredients with a plate; he jumps on Squidward's head again and goes back into the kitchen]
RMRestaurant manager
[as SpongeBob tosses patties] Time out! [snatches a patty] You're supposed to be cooking high-class cuisine, not fast food.
[shrugs] Yeah, well, [jumps onto the counter] thanks for the opportunity, but I like it better in the Krusty leagues. [takes off his chef hat and gives it to the restaurant manager] I forfeit. [jumps off the counter]
RMRestaurant manager
Huh, these kids today. [walks off] No respect for the game.
S15UpWard
[Squidward enters at The Krusty Krab.]
Hello, Losers!
[his head turns Alaround) Hi, Squidward!
[while putting his money on a cash register] What's with all thr joy, Mr. Squidward?
I'm a paid musician Now!
You? Musician? Paid?! [Starts laughing]
Laugh all you Want, but it's True. I don't need This miniwage prison anymore! I quit! [Leaves in a huff, Mr. Krabs continues laughing]
S15Unidentified Flailing Octopus
[SpongeBob and Patrick, with Space alien hats, start to Celebrate.]
BBoth
Yeah! Cool!
[Squidward enters with a Space alien mask and a nightshirt]
Greetings, Earthlings.
[Stammering] A r-r-r-real space alien! Greetings, sir.
[Laughs and takes off the mask] It's me, you tin - foiled twins! It Was all me! Space aliens don't exist! Get it?!
Thank you, Squidward. [He and Patrick take off their hats] We can see know how silly we really were.
S15The Sandman Cometh
Ooh, you got him, Patrick!
You're mine now, jelly! [Jellyfish buzzes and flinches; Patrick falls asleep, snoring]
S15Biscuit Ballyhoo
Make mine extra mushy.
S15Weiner Takes All
[After Squidward sees the Weenie Nut Jr. manager commercial] A manager? That's for me! [takes his hat on the old lady and they dance gleefully before he leaves] So long, Krusty Krab!
OOld lady
[waving] So long.
My squiddy sense is tingling!
S15Jeffy T's Prankwell Emporium
[Squidward sits down at a table to read a newspaper and accidentally rips it after hearing a honking noise.]
[crumples and tosses away his newspaper] Dad, can you keep your honking down?! [looks out his side window and gets shocked while discovering SpongeBob and Patrick laughing] Oh, no.
[Jeffy squeezing a rubber chicken in front of SpongeBob and Patrick, who started laughing and clapping]
JJeffy
If you like rubber chickens, you'll love this bicycle horn! [honks a bicycle horn, blowing on SpongeBob and Patrick's face and they laugh again] That's right, boys. I've got horns aplenty. Foghorns! [uses a foghorn in front of SpongeBob and Patrick, blowing fog at them] French horns! [blows a French horn, which makes a French man noise and shoots a baguette into SpongeBob's face] Bull horns! [blows a horn to inflate an inflatable bull] Just $9.99 each. [the bull falls onto SpongeBob and Patrick] I take all major credit cards, but I promise [nudges SpongeBob with his elbow] I'd give them all back. [he, SpongeBob and Patrick laugh and Squidward walked angrily]
Please do not arm my annoying neighbors with even more annoying props! I'm begging you, father.
[he and Patrick gasp in shock] Squidward, this is your dad?!
I thought Mr. Krabs was your dad!
No, Patrick, and I would appreciate it if you left my father and I alone. [tries bringing Jeffy along with him to leave]
JJeffy
Oh, come on, Squidward. Join in. It's just harmless fun.
[now with a joy buzzer] Yeah, harmless fun. Put her there, Patrick.
[Patrick puts his hand out for SpongeBob and gets electrocuted, then puts out his hand again with a joy buzzer. SpongeBob puts out his hand and gets electrocuted. Lastly, they high-five and both get electrocuted and they laugh.]
No. [walks away]
JJeffy
[puts both of his tentacles out with joy buzzers] Here, let me help you two up. [SpongeBob and Patrick get electrocuted, then they all laugh]
[closes the bedroom curtains] Well, today was a wash. Guess I'll try again tomorrow. I just need to sleep for... [winds his alarm clock] 23 1/2 hours. [tries to go to sleep, but a fart sound comes out from a whoopee cushion below his bed]
S15A Fish Called Sandy
[The episode starts with a pan to Bikini Bottom.]
Ah, the ocean. So bustling with aquatic life. So wet. [Sandy approaches from the distance] Ooh! Here comes one of the most elusive of sea creatures now: the squirrel.
[SpongeBob is blowing with the gum wrapper from "The Paper"]
Howdy, SpongeBob. Uh, could you give me some feedback on this scientific paper I'm writing?
I loved to, Sandy.
The ocean is permitted with a multitude of aquatic life. From the amaties, hespect terrorist, to the astrodua and the perifera, though the differences are ostensible, there is a plethora of similarities. SpongeBob? Are you alright?
[shivering] Your science paper... so cold. So d-d-didactic.
Gosh, you reckon it's too heavy on the technical side?
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